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so i was drinking last night...
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| KilldaDJ |
and now i have bad wind. like really bad every 10 seconds or so. what can i do?
methane emissions vry high indeed. |
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| [N]ûk|êû[Z] |
i get that sometimes too... where im literally farting every 15-30 seconds. its a bugger tho, cos sometimes ill be doing it in my sleep and it wakes me up, then i have to go work the next day nackered :(
i usually find that having a pint of water and a cigarette usually makes me need a crap.. which should work |
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| Acton |
| quote: | Originally posted by KilldaDJ
what can i do?
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Every time you fart, do it into a bin bag, save them up all day and then seal in a balloon like fashion. Upon waking on Monday, take your fart balloon into work and proceed to your bosses office, open the bag, shut the door, leg it and then feel satisfied for the remainder of the day. |
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| Amduscias |
| quote: | Originally posted by Acton
Every time you fart, do it into a bin bag, save them up all day and then seal in a balloon like fashion. Upon waking on Monday, take your fart balloon into work and proceed to your bosses office, open the bag, shut the door, leg it and then feel satisfied for the remainder of the day... then go home and try to find another job |
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| idoru |
| Take a ? That's usually the issue. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| You say all of this as though it's a bad thing. |
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| Sh!fty |
you should light your farts,
it will decrease the green-house effect,
think of global warming! :o |
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| KilldaDJ |
| haha i had a giant this morning though, its since then i had to fart lots. im still farting lots now...girlfriend not like. |
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| we_R_DNA |
| quote: | Originally posted by KilldaDJ
haha i had a giant this morning though, its since then i had to fart lots. im still farting lots now...girlfriend not like. |
DUTCH OVEN!!!!! DO IT!!! |
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| shaw |
| you should consult Ipooptoomuch. after all, it is his birthday. |
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| KilldaDJ |
haha ive discovered what gets rid of excessive flatulance. according to the wiki link astroboyy posted, i should eat coriander and like yoghurt. food is the answer, ate some sushi and now i feeel gooood :)
having a roast dinnr now, this makes me very hungry.
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