"THE THOUGHT SCREEN HELMET STOPS SPACE ALIENS FROM ABDUCTING HUMANS."
what about non-space aliens?
SYSTEM-J
"Sightings of UFOs increase when public interest is aroused by films and television programmes about aliens, newly declassified files indicate.
"There was a surge of UFO reports in 1996 when the Hollywood film Independence Day was released and the television series The X Files was growing in popularity.
"The Ministry Of Defence files released by the National Archives show that there 609 "sightings" in 1996 compared with 117 in 1995. The MoD had its own department to ensure that none of the reported UFOs was a threat to national security"
-The Times.
MrJiveBoJingles
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Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
"Sightings of UFOs increase when public interest is aroused by films and television programmes about aliens, newly declassified files indicate.
"There was a surge of UFO reports in 1996 when the Hollywood film Independence Day was released and the television series The X Files was growing in popularity.
"The Ministry Of Defence files released by the National Archives show that there 609 "sightings" in 1996 compared with 117 in 1995. The MoD had its own department to ensure that none of the reported UFOs was a threat to national security"
-The Times.
This just means that the films alert people to keep their eyes peeled and they end up seeing more alien spacecraft! ;-)
kadomony
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1. Prepare for a fight. Aliens will try to stop you from wearing the helmet both mentally and physically. Remember that they can read your mind. Before you make one they may try to influence you that you don’t need one. Once you start wearing a helmet they may harass you or perhaps threaten to kill a pet in retaliation. They are good at manipulating your spouse to have a conflict with you about wearing the helmet. If you forget to wear it one time they may physically hurt you. They have done these things to a minority of abductees wearing helmets. Most abductees report complete success with the helmet when they wear it as much as they can.
OH GOD GET OUTTA MY HEAD ALEINS
SYSTEM-J
This thread makes me want to play X-Com.
woscar
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Originally posted by kadomony
"THE THOUGHT SCREEN HELMET STOPS SPACE ALIENS FROM ABDUCTING HUMANS."
what about non-space aliens?
They don't abduct humans, they only steal their jobs
kadomony
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Originally posted by woscar
They don't abduct humans, they only steal their jobs
lololol
also, call this guy up.
IpLaYWiTLiGhTs
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Originally posted by kadomony
lololol
also, call this guy up.
I love youtube.
bananas
aliens seem to prefer americans
iTranscendence
What aliens would really get involved with the corrupt gaggle of elite aristocrats that run this planet right now. Honestly.
