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frivolous lawsuit thread #320,974 - ugly man vs deodorant (pg. 3)
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| Ania_xox |
I always wonder, when hearing stories like this, if the suer in question had a eureka moment;
like DING DING DING! OMG I'm going to SUE them.
And if this moment happens at a particular moment of crisis regarding the relevant lawsuit issue
In this case, perhaps Parminder had just been snubbed by a brown delight at a bar - he then questioned the woman's actions after assuring himself of his good looks, nice shoes, and (INDEED!) the sensually arousing smell coming from his armpits that promised half-naked women to fall at his feet. Since the first two factors were obviously not a part of the problem, he became outraged at the fact that his deodorant was not getting him laid, went home, ate some lamb curry, shat out a buick, and plotted the demise of Axe. |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| quote: | Originally posted by yukii
lol, pkc you probably have to PAY for sex. |
As any man will tell you, you always pay. |
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| yukii |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ania_xox
I always wonder, when hearing stories like this, if the suer in question had a eureka moment;
like DING DING DING! OMG I'm going to SUE them.
And if this moment happens at a particular moment of crisis regarding the relevant lawsuit issue
In this case, perhaps Parminder had just been snubbed by a brown delight at a bar - he then questioned the woman's actions after assuring himself of his good looks, nice shoes, and (INDEED!) the sensually arousing smell coming from his armpits that promised half-naked women to fall at his feet. Since the first two factors were obviously not a part of the problem, he became outraged at the fact that his deodorant was not getting him laid, went home, ate some lamb curry, shat out a buick, and plotted the demise of Axe. |
lol @ lamb curry.
tbo, i think this guy knows what he's doing and making up this whole 'not getting girls trauma' b.s. i mean, i really can't think of someone being THAT ridiculous.. :sadgreen: |
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| Domesticated |
| Frankly, I'd be happier if more people were suing Axe/Lynx. The more money they lose the better. The creators of that need to die in a fire. |
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| Ania_xox |
I like "Kilo" by Axe
everything else has that generic "adidas for men" soap smell |
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| Domesticated |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ania_xox
I like "Kilo" by Axe
everything else has that generic "adidas for men" soap smell |
I'd expect that from someone like you. |
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| yukii |
| there was a time when ALL the guys i knew wore Axe, it made me permanently HATE the smell of it.. i like guys who have their OWN particular smell. |
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| kadomony |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
As any man will tell you, you always pay. |
TROOF
(dont send teh lettar) |
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| Arbiter |
| quote: | Originally posted by yukii
i think this guy knows what he's doing and making up this whole 'not getting girls trauma' b.s. |
One can only hope, but don't forget rule #1. |
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| TranceOwnsLol |
| lol, Indians. |
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| boris_the_bear |
| quote: | Originally posted by yukii
i like guys who have their OWN particular smell. |
*fart* huh? |
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| Fledz |
| quote: | | Unilever has so far declined to comment on the case. |
Well no . They are probably still dying from laughter. |
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