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kissing ass gets your further!!!
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| JimmyPop |
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful. What makes life 100% ?
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H A R D W O R K = 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
K N O W L E D G E = 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
But,
A T T I T U D E = 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
And,
B U L L S H I T = 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bull will put you over the top.
And look how far ass kissing will take you.
A S S K I S S I N G = 1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118% |
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| HyPeRSoNiC |
lol!!!!
didn't realize that...... no wonder I'm not getting any further.....
I'll start kissing ass right now!!!!! :clown: |
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| Dj_Andrew_K |
| some interesting advice for the future of my career :) |
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| Lofu_X |
S E X U A L F A V O U R S = 19 5 24 21 1 12 6 1 22 15 21 18 19 = 184%
!!!:eyespop: !!! |
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| sherman |
| haha thats great:tongue2 |
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| olleman |
| ok... this is smashing... |
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| Matrix |
I N T E G R I T Y = 9+14+20+5+7+18+9+20+24 = 126%
P L A G I A R I S M = 16+12+1+7+9+1+18+9+19+13 = 105%
so if you dont want to ass kiss, and you dont have the time for integrity, you can always plagiarize; It takes less work than bullting and gives you better results |
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| Trance Plant |
Sorry but I had to add this one:
= 108%
"If you want to go up in the company, you gotta go down"
LOL
TP |
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| Hi-Voltage |
| lol!that's funny:D :D :D |
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| Jpx |
| that rule is soooo true! |
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| Bear4569 |
| Jimmy, did you come up with that yourself or did you find that somewhere, cause if you did, nice imagination, if not, it's still damn good |
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