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Insignificant COR Member Alliance (pg. 14)
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Renzo
Oh , this is revolutionary. This moment will go down in history. The day when everyone tried really hard to seem unimportant and insignificant - trivial, if you will, to the COR. But I won't have any of it. As Jennie alluded to, it's time to make some changes. The time is now. Not tomorrow. No. Now. Welcome drama into your lives. For it is the suffering, humiliation, and tears of your fellow neighbor which will sustain you.
When you wake up tomorrow, I want you to slap a bitch. For no reason. I want you to push an elderly woman down some stairs. I want you to steal a black lady's food stamps. I want you to come on here and call Banora a dirty cunt. Trust me, she enjoys it. Call Stu a Kiwi. Yes. Call Hal an emo. Wait, nevermind. That's not evil. That's just the truth. But I digress - do all this and more. Reach deep down into the pit of your soul and surprise yourself, you faggot.
Because when you do all this, and only when all this happens, we will be able to join hands and sing in the words of the old Negro spiritual, "Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty, we are free at last!" |
I will do as you ask, since I just bought a pair of these today :o |
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| Lira |
| Wait, since when is cloudburst insignificant? He got a blowjob from a fat Finnish girl, he said *pew pew pew* on national television, and now this :p |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
he said *pew pew pew* on national television |
:wtf: :conf: |
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| Schadenfreude |
| i wonder if ben said pew pew |
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| Silky Johnson |
| I think you have that confused with "moo moo". |
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| Silky Johnson |
| Or just plain ew ew. |
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| Domesticated |
| I believe I qualify for this, but I don't wish to join. |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
:wtf: :conf: |
He and his friends developed some sort of software last year, and a Swedish TV channel interviewed them. Naturally, none of us understood what the hell they were saying, but Cloudburst was telling the reporter something about the game, and then imitated the sound of the laser rays.
I can't remember if he also pretended to be firing a gun when he did that. Where is the thread? I love it! |
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| MrJiveBoJingles |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
I will do as you ask, since I just bought a pair of these today :o |
I went back and found the original "bought a pair of these" series of posts:
http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...&postid=9599594
Funny stuff. :D |
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| Domesticated |
That's not the original series. |
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