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Axe Body Spray (pg. 2)
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| KiNeTiC ENeRgY |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ania_xox
1. Workout tonight and don't shower
2. Eat Taco Bell for dinner
3. Take him into a closet tomorrow, pull down your pants and start farting
4. Tell him that this smells better than him |
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| Slylee |
i kinda liked that chocolate one when it first came out, but the problem with axe is that it's way too strong for being just a deoderant body spray.
anyway i liked that chocolate one so much, it's what inspired me to buy Escada's "Magnetism" for pat for his birthday. it has that same idea. like a spicy chocolate smell. it's amazing. |
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| Ian |
| set fire to his armpits |
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| The17sss |
| I read in Maxim a few years ago, in the office pranks section, that you can take some Tobasco sauce... put a few small drops on the center of his office chair, and let it soak in. After he sits on the chair for a couple of hours, it will slowly but surely soak in through his pants and into his ass... thoroughlly burning his ass hole. Lulz will shortly follow. |
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| Domesticated |
Psychological torture always wins out in these situations. Every morning when he walks in:
"Morning Jay!"
*pause*
*sniff and conspicuously wrinkle your nose*
"Hi."
If you keep this up for a week or two he should become very self-concious. Of course, this could also make him start using more Axe if he is retarded enough to wear it in the first place, but if you are determined to give him a complex for life, you will persist with your torture until he gets the message or confronts you.
Alternately, send him links to Axe articles like this: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3542183.html with no comment whatsoever, just the link. |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Domesticated
Psychological torture always wins out in these situations. Every morning when he walks in:
"Morning Jay!"
*pause*
*sniff and conspicuously wrinkle your nose*
"Hi."
If you keep this up for a week or two he should become very self-concious. Of course, this could also make him start using more Axe if he is retarded enough to wear it in the first place, but if you are determined to give him a complex for life, you will persist with your torture until he gets the message or confronts you.
Alternately, send him links to Axe articles like this: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3542183.html with no comment whatsoever, just the link. |
:stongue: ahh passive/aggressiveness at its finest.
why not just straight up say, "dude, are you ing kidding me? you're wearing axe?" |
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| squirrelly |
| quote: | Originally posted by The17sss
I read in Maxim a few years ago, in the office pranks section, that you can take some Tobasco sauce... put a few small drops on the center of his office chair, and let it soak in. After he sits on the chair for a couple of hours, it will slowly but surely soak in through his pants and into his ass... thoroughlly burning his ass hole. Lulz will shortly follow. |
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| sot |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
:stongue: ahh passive/aggressiveness at its finest.
why not just straight up say, "dude, are you ing kidding me? you're wearing axe?" |
exactly
grow a pair of balls and tell him straight up.
bro..is that axe? ing christ..::walk away:: i'm pretty sure on that action he will replace the axe with tag instead :haha: |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by sot
bro..is that axe? ing christ..::walk away:: |
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| yukii |
| quote: | Originally posted by The17sss
I read in Maxim a few years ago, in the office pranks section, that you can take some Tobasco sauce... put a few small drops on the center of his office chair, and let it soak in. After he sits on the chair for a couple of hours, it will slowly but surely soak in through his pants and into his ass... thoroughlly burning his ass hole. Lulz will shortly follow. |
wtf :stongue: :stongue: |
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| KilldaDJ |
| buy some and spray them in the face with it. |
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