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Have you been hurt in an accident at work?
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| Coup |
Andy: I forgot to tie my shoelaces, and fell over! I called the National Accident Help Line and i got £30,000 in compension and shut the company down and lost 500 jobs.
Or:
DO you wish to consolidate all ur monthly payments into one single managable monthly payment?
:rolleyes: grrrr these are driving me crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| DuMonde TrAnCeR |
its "...monthly repayment?
if so call bains an earnst now, its free, theres no obligation and you could recieve the loan you need, so why not give it a try? call free now on 0800 328 328, thats, 0800 328 3280"
by the way i watch the tele less than 3 hours a week and i still know the advert off by heart, its that bad....
dont forget ing YES car credit, "we say yes, to nice people" dont you wanna slap her? |
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| flystyler |
Lol. Hang on let me stop laughing.
Ahhh thats better
Funniest advert has to be either "AVE IT", or "u dont wanna be scared of the wardrobe monsters, its the burglers climming through the window you wanna be scared off!"
hehe no nonsense
Or the lilt version of the levis advert, hehe |
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| Az |
Son: Dad can you pass the salt?
Gran: He's not your dad, we never knew who your dad was
Silence
Mum: Come on mother
Gran smacks the piano keys as she's removed from the room
Gran: Of course after the wedding night, it was seperate beds
Best damn advert ever :stongue: |
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| Mail Man |
| quote: | Originally posted by Az
Son: Dad can you pass the salt?
Gran: He's not your dad, we never knew who your dad was
Silence
Mum: Come on mother
Gran smacks the piano keys as she's removed from the room
Gran: Of course after the wedding night, it was seperate beds
Best damn advert ever :stongue: |
lol i remember that add, they are sitting at the table and she says that :tongue2
Coup i hate those adds so much :whip: they are on VH1 all the time (My mum and dad watch that channel all the time, NOT ME) |
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| kiddiejon |
.. hmm, not an accident at work, but il prolly get the award for stupidest employee..
k, i work at morrisons (k, here's where u all laff) .. neways, on my 1st week i was asked to go into the freezers and pack some away, anyways, i got in there and couldn't get out (didn't realise the big slidey door opens both ways).. there was a door at the back and the guy sed b4 i went in that if i couldn't get out, press the red button next to the door which in turn opens the door
hmm, as i was standing there with my bollucks frezzin off i was faced with a dilema as there was 2 red buttons next to the door.. i opted for the wrong 1 and set all the alarms off lol..
tehehe, was stuck in there for 15mins + and no1 came to recuse me, so i pressed the other button and walked away.. |
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| Az |
| I spilt my pint in the pub, I was awarded £24,000 compensation |
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| WillEastbury |
| quote: | Originally posted by flystyler
Lol. Hang on let me stop laughing.
Ahhh thats better
Funniest advert has to be either "AVE IT", or "u dont wanna be scared of the wardrobe monsters, its the burglers climming through the window you wanna be scared off!"
hehe no nonsense
Or the lilt version of the levis advert, hehe |
I'll go for AVE IT! Funny as F**k! |
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| KilldaDJ |
a shelf fell on my face
i was stacking the stock up in early learning centre [i werked there for 2 weeks werk exp.]
then the shelf was bloody loose and it fell on meh face and it bloody hurt, so i, in pure pain, i shouted out 'OW, ING HELL, THAT BLOODY HURT!'
and all these little kiddies was looking @ meh, gits
my nose was only slightly bleeding, so i was mainly good :)
but it still ing hurt :happy2:
i could sue their asses for not well maintained shelfs?
it, not worth, its prolly gunna be a waste of time and energy anyway to sue them |
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| Acton |
are ure monfly payments increasing, av u got more money going out than u av cuming in,
WELL GIVE DET THE FINGER
OR MORE PRECICELY 2, WITH BRILLIANT INDUSTIES LA LA LA IM NOT LISTNIN MUSICAL FINGERS
MINT |
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| Az |
| All my accidents at Morrisons came in one day. I dropped a massive steel security bar on my foot when I was working on the Music bit (I was listening to GC digital trance so...), and about an hour later the dopey italian bird that works there dropped a box of videos on my foot....bitch :p |
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| DuMonde TrAnCeR |
AVE IT! :D
or
"its not the monsters in the cupboard you have to worry about, dont be silly, its the burglers trying to get through the window, sweet dreams" |
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