As you begin to contemplate your Thanksgiving meal, your family gathered around you, your loved ones embracing you, please be thankful you are not Sal9000.
Sal appears to be a man with very idiosyncratic needs, which he has attempted to satiate by marrying his favorite video game character.
Perhaps you think I have finally lost my last marble. However, please examine this footage. Courtesy of the radical realists at BoingBoing, this video shows that Sal married Nene Anegasaki, a character in the Nintendo DS game, Love Plus.
These unique nuptials were apparently broadcast on the Japanese video sharing site, Nico Nouga Nouga, a place where many strange things occur for, no doubt, extremely sound psychological reasons.
I don't wish to so much as broach the topic of marital consummation. However, I can tell you that attending the wedding, which was held, naturally, at the Tokyo Institute of Technology, were the bride's virtual video game girlfriend, a live audience and, yes, a real religious priest.
I cannot find record of where the happy couple might be honeymooning, but I have an indelible fear that it might be in a very small, dark apartment somewhere in Tokyo. I trust they will have a large and healthy family.
mr. poopyhead
and gay people still can't get married? what a crazy world...
Al
oh wow... :wtf:
dgame
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Originally posted by mr. poopyhead
and gay people still can't get married? what a crazy world...
well yeah, couse that's not normal.... :rolleyes:
chinamon
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Originally posted by Stilez
god damn!! those asians will stop at nothing.
what about white guys that have full blown relationships with their sex toys? you dont think thats retarded too?
Sentinal
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Originally posted by chinamon
what about white guys that have full blown relationships with their sex toys? you dont think thats retarded too?
Jay, I thought Oz was your friend. That was suposed to be a secret.......:D
Ravist
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Originally posted by chinamon
what about white guys that have full blown relationships with their sex toys? you dont think thats retarded too?
you mean my bed?
FunkyCrew
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Originally posted by chinamon
what about white guys that have full blown relationships with their sex toys? you dont think thats retarded too?
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