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| leph555 |
Chinese man gets remote control stuck in ass after drunk prank
| quote: | A Chinese student appears to have been the butt of a somewhat strange prank following a nasty incident with a remote control.
Nineteen-year-old Huang Chen mystified medics when he turned up drunk at Hunan Hangtian Hospital in Changsha, complaining of unexplained pain from his rear end.
While being examined, the tipsy student turned over in bed, and inadvertently changed channel on the ward's telly.
Astonishing X-rays later revealed that the teenager had a TV remote control lodged up his backside.
Police say it was a part of a prank played by flatmates on Chen when he collapsed after a boozy night out.
"We didn't know what it was to start with. There was a little bit of blood but he didn't say anything about a remote control. We couldn't quite believe it when we saw the X-ray," said medic Dr Wei Lung Zhi.
"He will be fine in time but the remote was a write off," he added.
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| woscar |
| Yeah, I call bull. |
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| PivotTechno |
So after insertion the remote somehow crawled up his intestinal tract, showing up in the x-ray above his iliac crest?
Bollocks. |
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| Domesticated |
| Yeah, it's bull. How could you change the channel if the infrared port didn't have line of site out of your bum? |
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by Domesticated
Yeah, it's bull. How could you change the channel if the infrared port didn't have line of site out of your bum? |
LMAO!! I think it's funny that this is your reasoning to prove that it's fake.
I mean, it makes sense... but it's funny that this would be more predominant evidence to you than say... the remote appearing near his lungs when it was apparently put up his ass.
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| woscar |
| Even funnier is how you don't grasp the concept of sarcasm. :o |
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by woscar
Even funnier is how you don't grasp the concept of sarcasm. :o |
My sarcasm meter doesn't work too well over the interwebs. It's not always easy to infer sarcasm from text alone. |
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| Cpt.Cocaine |
| Theresa's sarcasm meter has no line of sight. |
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by Cpt.Cocaine
Theresa's sarcasm meter has no line of sight. |
It's too far up your ass. |
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| Cpt.Cocaine |
| It's detecting all the sarcasm in my bowels. |
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by Cpt.Cocaine
It's detecting all the sarcasm in my bowels. |
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| wienerschnitzel |
| i like how they mentioned that the remote was a write off, in case anyone was concerned about the status of the remote. My grandpa was a surgeon in toronto and he had a guy come into emergancy one night with a lightbulb shoved up his ass. i don't know how it got up there without shattering.. |
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