Originally posted by bigperf
michael jordan was lucky to not have this happen to him, he's been at this way longer and with more women. his flight school every summer in santa barbara was merely an opportunity for him and his crew to get with UCSB undergrads.
He also through a lot more money at the problem like Micheal Jackson.
Tiger was an idiot thinking the girls wouldn't say anything. My friend went to school with one of the girls he messed around with, she was recently on tool academy (tv show?). Anyways, she is as dumb as a box of rocks and really isn't that hot. What gives Tiger?
bas
Anyone see that PGA Tour thing on SNL? Pretty funny.
deadmau5
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Originally posted by Jim Carson
Women :rolleyes:
amen.
darin epsilon
Depends what your definition of a sport is. To me, golf is definitely a sport, but fits in the category where precision, skill and brainpower are more important than strength and power. I know, lame answer :D
darin epsilon
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Originally posted by bigperf
break from golf = more time for clubbing in vegas and meeting hot females.
michael jordan was lucky to not have this happen to him, he's been at this way longer and with more women. his flight school every summer in santa barbara was merely an opportunity for him and his crew to get with UCSB undergrads.
the jordan rules i guess
Let me guess, his flight school is called Air Jordan?
scatterbrain
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Originally posted by bigperf
break from golf = more time for clubbing in vegas and meeting hot females.
michael jordan was lucky to not have this happen to him, he's been at this way longer and with more women. his flight school every summer in santa barbara was merely an opportunity for him and his crew to get with UCSB undergrads.
the jordan rules i guess
I HAD to comment on this...
My sister graduated from UCSB 1998 I believe. My sister's roommate was a huge fan of Jordan. She was at OMalley's on State St when Jordan did some bartending. Jordan noticed my sis's roommate and discreetly exchanged numbers somehow. by the way, Jordan was in the area for some youth camp i believe
My sister and her roommate visited Jordan at some cottage. My sis said that the bodyguards or whoever were playing poker while they both hanged out with Jordan.
Jordan ed my sis's roommate... My sis wasn't so star struck though since she wasn't a major fan. I highly doubt my sis did anything with him but who ing knows. Jordan even called the roommate at the pad and my sis even spoke to him. While Jordan was asking for my sis's roommate, my sis sensed that Jordan was putting the moves on her as well. JOrdan's a ing pimp!
Now, I don't expect any of you to believe this. Why? Because everyone I've told never believed the story. My sister is one sharp cookie with a good head on her shoulders. She told me and now I'm telling you. This really went down. Wouldn't surprise me that many people would also not believe the stories about Tiger prior to all the that went down with him.
bas
I thought it was pretty common knowledge that athletes have affairs pretty regularly. I mean you're gone for days at a time on road games hopping from state to state, can't be very hard to pick up a random chick at a bar and nail her.
Probably explains why footballers (soccer players for yous guys) are either single or dating supermodels. The countries in Europe aren't very big, your "road games" are at most 2 hours away :stongue:
R!CH
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Originally posted by bas
I thought it was pretty common knowledge that athletes have affairs pretty regularly. I mean you're gone for days at a time on road games hopping from state to state, can't be very hard to pick up a random chick at a bar and nail her.
girls are stupid and will believe whatever they want to. i can't tell you how many of my motocross friends cheat on their wives with a new girl every weekend. actually i can, all of them. these guys have never hidden who or what they are and never promised to change, and yet these chicks get themselves knocked up and married to them on purpose. now they absorb themselves in their children to pretend like everything is ok while their husbands are "out at the races". wait it's winter now, they're "in tahoe with the boys". lol...
bigperf
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Originally posted by scatterbrain
I HAD to comment on this...
My sister graduated from UCSB 1998 I believe. My sister's roommate was a huge fan of Jordan. She was at OMalley's on State St when Jordan did some bartending. Jordan noticed my sis's roommate and discreetly exchanged numbers somehow. by the way, Jordan was in the area for some youth camp i believe
My sister and her roommate visited Jordan at some cottage. My sis said that the bodyguards or whoever were playing poker while they both hanged out with Jordan.
Jordan ed my sis's roommate... My sis wasn't so star struck though since she wasn't a major fan. I highly doubt my sis did anything with him but who ing knows. Jordan even called the roommate at the pad and my sis even spoke to him. While Jordan was asking for my sis's roommate, my sis sensed that Jordan was putting the moves on her as well. JOrdan's a ing pimp!
Now, I don't expect any of you to believe this. Why? Because everyone I've told never believed the story. My sister is one sharp cookie with a good head on her shoulders. She told me and now I'm telling you. This really went down. Wouldn't surprise me that many people would also not believe the stories about Tiger prior to all the that went down with him.
jordans camp is called flight school. i will upload a pic of a shirt i have (autographs of all the nba players who helped out and master p on it,i did event staff one summer so had easy access,we each were allowed a jordan signature-i got an authentic jersey)
your story is totally believable the man had so much ass at ucsb it was ridiculous...all his homies would come up from la during that week(he scheduled it during the week of Fiesta in august) the wayans brothers,chuck barkley(of prostitutes and drunk driving fame),master p, chris tucker etc. and get the girls on "the bench" since im sure MJ had his starting five.
only thing about MJ i was surprised about was his wife divorcing him, i figured they had an agreement.
72hrpartyanimal
Never liked Tiger Woods.
The game on X-Box was pretty bad ass.
Tigers a douche for messing around on his beautiful ass wife. She should take revenge by hooking up with me :)
bas
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Originally posted by bigperf
the wayans brothers,chuck barkley(of prostitutes and drunk driving fame),master p, chris tucker etc.
That would have been ing awesome.
Kismet7
Chelsea Lately the past week or two anyone? Their coverage of this debacle has been damn hilarious. Jo Koy is top shelf shennagin herder.
Fitting soundtrack for this debacle + a track worth a few listens in these dark winter months. :disbelief
