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| TiestoInTheMix |
| quote: | Originally posted by PatMcGroin
OH I LOVE THE SOUNDTRACK!! special features on dvd are really good...i would say atleast 20-30 mins worth of deleted scenes, alternte opening and ending! directory's commentary. music video. trailer. storyboard (which is REALLY good)
i really recommend it |
OMG, The Beach has like one of the best soundtracks ever!!! i love the vast, all saints, and the moby tunes.
"I still believe in paradise. But now at least I know it's not some place you can look for, because it's not where you go, it's how you feel for a moment in your life. And if you find that moment... it lasts forever..."
The Beach |
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"You mess with the bull .. you get the horns!"
Principal in Breakfast Club
Wayne's World
Stacy - "Open it"
Wayne - "If it's a severed head I'll be very upset"
Stacy - "Open it"
Wayne - "What is it?"
Stacy - "It's a gunrack"
Wayne - "A gunrack?"
(stacy nods)
Wayne - "A gunrack ... shha, right ... I don't even own AH gun let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I going to do with a gunrack?"
Stacy - "You don't like it, fine. You know Wayne if you aren't careful you're going to lose me."
Wayne - "Lose you. I lost you two months ago. Are you mental? We broke up. Get the net!"
laugh, I could go on forever with quotes. |
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| Sarcoman |
| quote: | Originally posted by InsomnEac
lol, you stole my quote :D
sarcoman, check out this
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Wicked poll Idea. I will post in there soon. Kubrick takes it of course,
Clockwork Orange - 'The ol in-out, in-out"
2001 Space Oddysey
Full Metal Jacket
- You look like you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
- Texas?! Only steers and queers come from texas, and you dont look like no steer to me so that kinda narrows it down now dont it?"
- 5'6", I didnt know they stacked that high, are you tryin to sqeeze an inch on me
Kubrick is amazing |
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| Sarcoman |
Just found the rest of Hartmans monologue from Full Metal Jacket. Its a bit long, but is the greatest monologue ever:
HARTMAN
I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your Senior Drill Instructor. From now on, you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be "Sir!" Do you maggots understand that?
RECRUITS
Sir, yes, sir!
HARTMAN
Bull! I can't hear you. Sound off like you got a pair.
RECRUITS
Sir, yes, sir!
HARTMAN
If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training ... you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war.But until that day you are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human ing beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian ! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard, but I am fair! There is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on ******s, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless! And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps! Do you maggots understand that?
RECRUITS
Sir, yes, sir!
HARTMAN
Bull! I can't hear you!
RECRUITS
Sir, yes, sir!
HARTMAN
What's your name, scumbag?
SNOWBALL
Sir, Private Brown, sir!
HARTMAN
Bull! From now on you're Private Snowball! Do you like that name?
SNOWBALL
Sir, yes, sir!
HARTMAN
Well, there's one thing that you won't like, Private Snowball! They don't serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall!
SNOWBALL
Sir, yes, sir!
JOKER
Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?
HARTMAN
Who said that? Who the said that? Who's the slimy little communist twinkle-toed down here, who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh?! The fairy ing godmother said it! Out-ing-standing! I will P.T. you all until you ing die! I'll P.T. you until your s are sucking buttermilk.
HARTMAN
Was it you, you scroungy little , huh?!
COWBOY
Sir, no, sir!
HARTMAN
You little piece of ! You look like a ing worm! I'll bet it was you!
COWBOY
Sir, no, sir!
JOKER
Sir, I said it, sir!
HARTMAN
Well ... no . What have we got here, a ing comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and my sister.
You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best un yourself or I will unscrew your head and down your neck!
JOKER
Sir, yes, sir!
HARTMAN
Private Joker, why did you join my beloved Corps?
JOKER
Sir, to kill, sir!
HARTMAN
So you're a killer!
JOKER
Sir, yes, sir!
HARTMAN
Let me see your war face!
JOKER
Sir?
HARTMAN
You've got a war face? Aaaaaaaagh! That's a war face. Now let me see your war face!
JOKER
Aaaaaaaagh!
HARTMAN
Bull! You didn't convince me! Let me see your real war face!
JOKER
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!
HARTMAN
You didn't scare me! Work on it!
JOKER
Sir, yes, sir!
Sergeant HARTMAN speaks into cowboy's face.
HARTMAN
What's your excuse?
COWBOY
Sir, excuse for what, sir?
HARTMAN
I'm asking the ing questions here, Private. Do you understand?!
COWBOY
Sir,
yes, sir!
HARTMAN
Well thank you very much! Can I be in charge for a while?
COWBOY
Sir, yes, sir!
HARTMAN
Are you shook up? Are you nervous?
COWBOY
Sir, I am, sir!
HARTMAN
Do I make you nervous?
COWBOY
Sir!
HARTMAN
Sir, what? Were you about to call me an ?!
COWBOY
Sir, no, sir!
HARTMAN
How tall are you, Private?
COWBOY
Sir, five foot nine, sir!
HARTMAN
Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked that high! You trying to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?
COWBOY
Sir, no, sir.
HARTMAN
Bull! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you've been cheated!
HARTMAN
Where in hell are you from anyway, Private?
COWBOY
Sir, Texas, sir!
HARTMAN
Holy dog! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy! And you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down! Do you suck dicks!
COWBOY
Sir, no, sir!
HARTMAN
Are you a peter-puffer?
COWBOY
Sir, no, sir!
HARTMAN
I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around! I'll be watching you!
Sergeant HARTMAN walks down the line to another recruit, a tall, overtweight boy.
HARTMAN
Did your parents have any children that lived?
PYLE
Sir, yes, sir!
HARTMAN
I'll bet they regret that! You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece! What's your name, fatbody?
PYLE
Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir!
HARTMAN
Lawrence? Lawrence, what, of Arabia?
PYLE
Sir, no, sir!
HARTMAN
That name sounds like royalty! Are you royalty?
PYLE
Sir, no, sir!
HARTMAN
Do you suck dicks?
PYLE
Sir, no, sir!
HARTMAN
Bull! I'll bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!
PYLE
Sir, no, sir!
HARTMAN
I don't like the name Lawrence! Only s and sailors are called Lawrence! From now on you're Gomer Pyle!
PYLE
Sir, yes, sir!
PYLE has the trace of a strange smile on his face.
HARTMAN
Do you think I'm cute, Private Pyle? Do you think I'm funny?
PYLE
Sir, no, sir!
HARTMAN
Then wipe that disgusting grin off your face!
PYLE
Sir, yes, sir!
HARTMAN
Well, any ing time, sweetheart!
PYLE
Sir, I'm trying, sir.
HARTMAN
Private Pyle, I'm gonna give you three seconds--excactly three ing seconds—to wipe that stupid-looking grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull- you! One! Two! Three!
PYLE purses his lips but continues to smile involuntarily.
PYLE
Sir, I can't help it, sir!
HARTMAN
Bull! Get on your knees, scumbag!
PYLE gets down on his FEnees.
HARTMAN
Now choke yourself!
PYLE places his hands around his throat as if tochoke himself.
HARTMAN
Goddamn it, with my hand, numbnuts!!
PYLE reaches for HARTMAN's hand. HARTMAN jerksit away.
HARTMAN
Don't pull my ing hand over there! I said choke yourself! Now lean forward and choke yourself!
PYLE leans forward so that his neck rests in HARTMAN's open hand.
HARTMAN chokes PYLE. PYLE gags and starts to turn red in the face.
HARTMAN
Are you through grinning?
PYLE
(barely able to speak) Sir, yes, sir!
HARTMAN
Bull! I can't hear you!
PYLE
(gasping) Sir, yes, sir!
HARTMAN
Bull! I still can't hear you! Sound offlike you got a pair!
PYLE
(gagging)
Sir, yes, sir!
HARTMAN
That's enough! Get on your feet!
HARTMAN releases PYLE's throat. PYLE gets to his feet, breathing heavily.
HARTMAN
Private Pyle, you had best square your ass away and start ting me Tiffany cuff links... or I will definitely you up!
PYLE
Sir, yes, sir! |
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| Blue. |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sarcoman
I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull- you! |
Hahahaahahaha I love that line lol. That movie is in cool :D . It's fukin freaky when he blows his brains out in the washroom. |
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the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist ~~The Usual Suspect
BIETCH... YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT... HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!!!! - Sir Smoke-A-Lot from Half-Baked
Don't think you are.... know you are - Morpheus, The Matrix |
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"Its to bad she won't live... but then again... who does?"
-BladeRunner |
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| Az |
"slow ahead, I can do slow ahead, why don't you come down here and chum some of this ..........................................we're gonna need a bigger boat"
Jaws rules :D |
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| InsomnEac |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sarcoman
Just found the rest of Hartmans monologue from Full Metal Jacket. Its a bit long, but is the greatest monologue ever:
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lol, definitly! the part when pyle tries not to smile is the best! i almost piss myself everytime i see it. :haha:
"I have to return some videotapes..." - any guesses? :D |
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| Sarcoman |
| quote: | Originally posted by InsomnEac
lol, definitly! the part when pyle tries not to smile is the best! i almost piss myself everytime i see it. :haha:
"I have to return some videotapes..." - any guesses? :D |
The Big Hit - by Mark Wahlbergs character |
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| sherman |
shibby!
-Dude Where's My Car |
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