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You're taking a deuce in a public restroom... (pg. 4)
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| leph555 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Cpt.Cocaine
I always check supplies before commencing operations. |
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| igottaknow |
I took a deuce on public message board without tp. true story
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
This happened to me a couple years ago. Fortunately nobody else was in the washroom at the time, so I just moved to another stall to finish. However, I forgot to flush before I moved, and just as I closed the door somebody came into the bathroom and tried to go into the stall I just left. I was trying so hard not to laugh when she shrieked with shock and disgust. |
I know this is irrational but thought a from an attractive woman would be less gross.
| quote: | Originally posted by Cpt.Cocaine
I always check supplies before commencing operations. |
In addition if its messy I like to sneak out and put liquid soap/water the tp so I can properly clean my stink hole. |
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| Fledz |
| quote: | Originally posted by Cpt.Cocaine
I always check supplies before commencing operations. |
Seriously. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| Yeah, that's the logical thing to do; but when you have to something terrible, the ensuing relief is all that comes to mind when entering a bathroom stall. |
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| Mebot |
This thread is disgusting...
... and Girls Don't Poop!
to clear up some confusion for everyone, here's a short list of the things that come out of girls' butts:
-puppy dogs
-flowers
-butterflies
-rainbows
-muffins
-canaries
-peaches
-hummingbirds
-potpourri
-sunshine
-Schnapps
-dandelions
-Mike & Ikes
-marshmallows
-allen wrenches
-strawberries
-performing hamsters
-cinnamon
-cherries
-black and white photos of children building sandcastles |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mebot
This thread is disgusting...
... and Girls Don't Poop!
to clear up some confusion for everyone, here's a short list of the things that come out of girls' butts:... |
I'm on the same page as you but I hadn't thought it out as much as you have. I'd rather not imagine anything coming out of their but only my penor after I'm finished. |
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| Mebot |
I've been away from TA for awhile. I have had plenty of time to think about the inner workings of the universe.
and then some... |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mebot
I've been away from TA for awhile. I have had plenty of time to think about the inner workings of the universe.
and then some... |
good to see you again. its been dead recently. slylee threw tantrum and left, but she'll be back. |
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| Mebot |
| lol, so translation: I haven't missed much :p |
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| bananas |
| is dis real, or is this another 'i came back to post two times' type of comeback?! |
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| Mebot |
Well I don't know. Impress me. So far the threads in the COR just aren't that interesting....
Jesus christ, listen to me. I sound like a highty tighty COR snob.
My apologies
Well I have beers. And I am drinking. And I will post. we will see if this continues to be a trend or not. |
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| wing |
| quote: | Originally posted by Cpt.Cocaine
I always check supplies before commencing operations. |
smart man
i rarely find myself dropping dueces in a public restroom but if the situation is grave, then yes i would take the precautions to make sure there's paper to wipe my ass with. |
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