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FAO: Club Owners
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| EricB. |
Dear owner bro,
check out this club idea.
so yo you know when you're at the club and you gots a fresh fockin aircut and you just want to bang some whoopbag bitch?
so you rollin round the club, introducin yourself to every fine young woman in der.but your boy, he doesnt have the fresh aircut or the glassess that you can sorta see you're eyes trhough but do all for protection and hes basically not on his game that night. Hes blockin you without even knowing cause hes comin off as some super dork loser. well the club will provide a wingman service!
so you can tell your buddy to scram you superdork and you got this new wingman thatll in big you up and introduce you to every skank hoe that wnats to feel your biceps. He'll basically be a PROFESSIONAL wingman, a support guy while you scoutin the scene for some underage teens
now thats a in club idea bra |
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| Esiotrat |
| Just offer the skank hoes free drinks. It worked for centuries. |
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| r5a |
| quote: | Originally posted by Enigmatik
Just offer the skank hoes free drinks. It worked for centuries. |
still does. |
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| Ania_xox |
Selma, will you be my wingwoman one Saturday night?
Lets go to a place with dirty boys... like Footwork. |
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| Esiotrat |
| quote: | Originally posted by r5a
still does. |
Indeed. |
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| Esiotrat |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ania_xox
Selma, will you be my wingwoman one Saturday night?
Lets go to a place with dirty boys... like Footwork. |
Gladly. ;)
I'm probably going this week-end. See you there. :gsmile: |
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| EricB. |
| Even for the drinks, if your boy isnt doing all the right cycles, and he doesnt have the fresh aircut, its hard for him to entertain the bitches friends cause he looks like a fockin scrawny dork. And the skankhoe friends they know what the is up. so theyre trying to run audibles and QB sneaks to up your game plan. Thats why its important to have a bro who can play goose for a bit and if your bro is slackin Its up to the club to provide this wingman service to you! |
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| Ania_xox |
| all-you-can-eat sushi dinners are better than your idea |
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| KiNeTiC ENeRgY |
| quote: | Originally posted by Enigmatik
Just offer the skank hoes free drinks. It worked for centuries. |
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| Ania_xox |
| quote: | Originally posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY
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Not if you don't have the goods to back it up :toocool: |
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| ziptnf |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ania_xox
all-you-can-eat sushi dinners are better than your idea |
What the hell is wrong with all-you-can-eat sushi dinners?
Btw, Stu, I'll see you for shags at 8pm on friday. |
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