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How to get super popular and great...on the c0r. (pg. 3)
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| Domesticated |
| quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
-Post witty insults to everyone who makes stupid comments
-Make long winded posts that contain a lot of big words (best if they are semantically confusing,) such that no one can truly tell if you have any idea of what you are talking about and do it with authority... OR
-Post genuinely intelligent posts but be sure to agree with the majority or the other popular posters - at least until you gain the respect of the c0r... then you can say whatever you want
-Post funny comments/zings/pictures
-Sleep with someone that is already popular in the c0r
-Party with people who are already popular in the c0r and be sure to impress them in real life
-Never associate yourself with people who are 'uncool' or 'unpopular' and never defend the person that the c0r decides to make their bitch for the week/month
-Support a popular c0r member in a flame war or debate
I am pretty sure that covers it. There is a fine balance in achieving many of those points... but if you observe the c0r populars, I am sure you can mimic them relatively well if you try.
Good luck :) |
Sounds like you're a little butthurt. Don't be sad because everyone laughs at what a moron you are. How's your interracial relationship working out? (yes, that joke is still fresh and funny) |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
There can be ONLY ONE. |
there is only ZOOL |
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| Lomeli |
| LOL! Wtf is this, High School? |
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| KiNeTiC ENeRgY |
| Have a vagina and act like a slut. Oh and post lots of pics of yourself in attention whore scenarios will surely do it. |
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| igottaknow |
| become a mod. ;) |
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| Scottaculous |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
become a mod. ;) |
this is false. mods are already popular. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| Lol, I love how people who don't fit in blame everyone else and react the same way (in any situation of social acceptance, not just the c0r). Yes, it's other people's fault there is something inherently lacking in your personality. Lol. Thats why you'll always be losers. |
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| Ygrene |
| Do the African Anteater Ritual dance at the next COR rave. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
Do the African Anteater Ritual dance at the next COR rave. |
Bahaha, excellent. I hope other people get this. :stongue: |
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| Cpt.Cocaine |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
It's all about the lulz. Either bring the lulz, or you suck, and will be violated accordingly. |
Indeed. There are several, equally valid ways by which you can contribute to the increase of lulz. First and foremost, you can bring the lulz with you, if you have the capacity to carry them. However, as the lulz found in the cor are often a byproduct of rape, antisemitism and infanticide (or a juicy combination of all three), this may lead to moral deterioration over prolonged periods of time. For this reason, novices should not attempt this method. Alternatively, you may act as a lulz vessel. In this manner, you would enable others to bring the lulz indirectly by showcasing a novel quality which other, more adept producers of lulz may use to make fun of you. Some suggested qualities which have proven successful in the past; obesity, retardation, schizophrenia, withholding a 'big surprise' and the overt opposition to sucking cock. |
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| Schadenfreude |
this clique thing is bull...a few years ago maybe, but not anymore. Most of us good posters get attempts to be ridiculed as well, we just don't suck as hard at repelling them.
It is like when you are in prison and go into the shower expecting to give some good ass rape, only to find out that the person you pointed your penis at is bigger and blacker.
The best posters on here poke lulz no matter who the target.
The ones that think there are cliques just get raped the most. |
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| WittyHandle |
| If you're popular in this place, you're doing it wrong. |
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