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Alaska Kayaking accident
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| ivanivan |
The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.
"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper...
"Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted.
The troopers looked at each other.
One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."
The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we
found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay ."
"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"
The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch."
Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news?"
The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow." |
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| Chris Crossland |
| I chuckled |
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| Jackson |
| lol Crustacean porn....otherwise known as Prawn. |
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| D-res |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jackson
lol Crustacean porn....otherwise known as Prawn. |
Now that's humorous!
santa claws, anyone? |
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| _Nut_ |
fail...
Both King and Dungeness crab fishing is illegal in Kachemak Bay. Only Tanner crabs are 'legal' around that fishery...
/Alaskan
//slashie |
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| couch-potato |
| quote: | Originally posted by _Nut_
fail...
Both King and Dungeness crab fishing is illegal in Kachemak Bay. Only Tanner crabs are 'legal' around that fishery...
/Alaskan
//slashie |
Way to ruin the ing joke :mad: |
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| david.michael |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jackson
lol Crustacean porn....otherwise known as Prawn. |
Well played. |
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