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"yo momma" joke (pg. 2)
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| kid nyce |
yo momma so fat she jumped up and got stuck
yo momma so fat she can sell shade
yo momma so dumb she got locked out of her convertible
yo momma so fat she bleeds cheese
yo momma so fat wen she tries to get out of bed she rocks herself bak to sleep
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| trancegurl |
i think imma gonna die laughing here...my turn my turn!!
yo momma's so dark, that when she stepped into a car, it looked like it had tinted windows...
yo momma's so fat, that when she stepped out wearing high heels, she came back with flip flops..
yo momma's so poor, that when you stepped on a cigarette, she yelled "who turned off the heater???" |
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| djshorts |
lol !
but we all wanna know wat did ur boss call you?? |
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| itikia |
Yes I want to hear the 'yo mama' joke also!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The selling shade & tinted windows jokes rock!!!!!!!!! |
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| Dj O'Callaghan |
your Momma's so fat her school photo was taken from a satellite
Your Momma's so fat when people her they have to roll over twice to get off her.
Your Momma's so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
Your Momma's so fat when she swims in the sea people try and harpoon her. |
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| trancegurl |
well i was telling her about a leak at my mom's house and she said she could ask her husband to go over to fix it since he was a plumber..so i said that her husband cant fix shiet..(my boss is cool..we can cut each other down like that)..so we started a cut down war and she busted out with this "yo momma" joke:
Yo momma is so fat that when she takes a bath with an inch of water, it overflows...
HAHAHA..i was like ACK!!!!!!!!!!
this means war.. |
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| itikia |
| Thats pretty ruff girl!!! |
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| Cafster |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
when she weighs herself the scale says "To be continued..."
Yo Mamma is so fat,
her belly-button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo Mamma is so fat,
when she wears a yellow raincoat, people shout "Taxi!"
Yo Mamma is so fat,
when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo Mamma is so fat,
her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine. |
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| kid nyce |
you should reply with:
yo momma so fat she eats biscuits like tic tacs |
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| PhaseFour |
| quote: | Originally posted by kid nyce
you should reply with:
yo momma so fat she eats biscuits like tic tacs |
lol
yo mommas car so messed up they broke into it to steal "the club"! |
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| Sand Leaper |
Yo momma is so fat she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
Yo momma is so dumb she got hit by a parked car.
Keep 'em coming!! |
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