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An exciting c0r blockbuster in pictures (pg. 4)
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| couch-potato |
| Warms my heart to see TA banding together to create modern film noir. |
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| Chris Crossland |
| quote: | Originally posted by couch-potato
Warms my heart to see TA banding together to create modern film noir. |
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| Fledz |
Once upon a time, a cowboy named c0r woke up in front of a saloon. He must have passed out after eating a bad donut, or possibly a hot dog.
The last thing he can remember is ripping up the dance floor last night and smoking inside while his agent Nigra Magik read the credits to "Ambalamps".
"Hey, why so serious?" asked a passer by, who then proceeded to dance and sing "and-a one, and-a two, and a ching chong potato". For some reason this conjured up an imagine of a self sodomising young c0r back in the day, but more on that later.
As you can imagine, this dance was more than a little retarded and caused a bit of a riot in the streets. The dogs were sent in, while their trainer the incredible bald man watched with pride. They achieved nothing and c0r was able to escape the carnage and get to his hideout.
The hideout was a strange place, full of muscular, gay men in the pool and mentally challenged kids carrying towels around and drag racing in wheelchairs, all the while extremely limber and flexible gymnasts entertained the crowd. Yes, it was a sight to behold.
All of a sudden c0r heard someone yell "They've found us!". He spun around and saw fighter bombers ahead, ready to obliterate their hideout. "The dogs", he thought to himself. "They must have picked up my scent!". Sure enough they had, and before one could yell "Crazy, Asian, cat woman who is a terrible driver!", they were all in chains in the dungeon.
The police chief turned up, known only by the title 'Crazy Scientology Nutcase' aka CSN and proceeded to laugh at c0r and his unfortunate accomplices. C0r had a sinking feeling in his gut, like a girl on a roller-coaster gets as she plummets from the summit. CSN continued to rejoice at how he had finally managed to capture the infamous baby eating, mascot assassin. No matter what disguise c0r had tried to use, CSN was always on his tail and had finally managed to capture him. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| Jesus christ, shut the up, Fledz. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
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| Chris Crossland |
| quote: | Originally posted by Fledz
Once upon a time, a cowboy named c0r woke up in front of a saloon. He must have passed out after eating a bad donut, or possibly a hot dog.
The last thing he can remember is ripping up the dance floor last night and smoking inside while his agent Nigra Magik read the credits to "Ambalamps".
"Hey, why so serious?" asked a passer by, who then proceeded to dance and sing "and-a one, and-a two, and a ching chong potato". For some reason this conjured up an imagine of a self sodomising young c0r back in the day, but more on that later.
As you can imagine, this dance was more than a little retarded and caused a bit of a riot in the streets. The dogs were sent in, while their trainer the incredible bald man watched with pride. They achieved nothing and c0r was able to escape the carnage and get to his hideout.
The hideout was a strange place, full of muscular, gay men in the pool and mentally challenged kids carrying towels around and drag racing in wheelchairs, all the while extremely limber and flexible gymnasts entertained the crowd. Yes, it was a sight to behold.
All of a sudden c0r heard someone yell "They've found us!". He spun around and saw fighter bombers ahead, ready to obliterate their hideout. "The dogs", he thought to himself. "They must have picked up my scent!". Sure enough they had, and before one could yell "Crazy, Asian, cat woman who is a terrible driver!", they were all in chains in the dungeon.
The police chief turned up, known only by the title 'Crazy Scientology Nutcase' aka CSN and proceeded to laugh at c0r and his unfortunate accomplices. C0r had a sinking feeling in his gut, like a girl on a roller-coaster gets as she plummets from the summit. CSN continued to rejoice at how he had finally managed to capture the infamous baby eating, mascot assassin. No matter what disguise c0r had tried to use, CSN was always on his tail and had finally managed to capture him. |
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| Fledz |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Jesus christ, shut the up, Fledz. |
And so begins Chapter 2... |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
I find your persistence... arousing.
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