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Hilary Duff gives BJ after marriage proposal... (pg. 4)
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| Schadenfreude |
| quote: | Originally posted by Meat187
I don't exactly know why women answer a very personal gesture of commitment and dedication with a cheap task every whore can perform. |
when was the last time you got head meat?
there are basically 4 kinds of head.
1. Basic package. This is the one you always get when they don't really feel like it. It is the malt liquor of blow jobs.
2.Drunk. Moving on up! More drool than the Special Olympics makes it the domestic beer of blow jobs.
3.Happy Head. You've been really good and get rewarded like a good dog. They will even play with your pee hole or lick your ass if you did something worthy. It is the sweater vest and Chardonnay of blow jobs.
4. The Head You Pay For. I'm not talking hookers. Diamond rings, jewelery of all sorts, hell it doesn't even have to be jewelry. If you make them happy enough with material items we have achieved on chest status. This is the Dom Perignon and 8 ball of blow jobs.
So meat, by the photos we can deduce that there is a photo missing and he took a on her chest. It's quite elementary.
Any questions? |
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| Meat187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Schadenfreude
when was the last time you got head meat?
there are basically 4 kinds of head.
1. Basic package. This is the one you always get when they don't really feel like it. It is the malt liquor of blow jobs.
2.Drunk. Moving on up! More drool than the Special Olympics makes it the domestic beer of blow jobs.
3.Happy Head. You've been really good and get rewarded like a good dog. They will even play with your pee hole or lick your ass if you did something worthy. It is the sweater vest and Chardonnay of blow jobs.
4. The Head You Pay For. I'm not talking hookers. Diamond rings, jewelery of all sorts, hell it doesn't even have to be jewelry. If you make them happy enough with material items we have achieved on chest status. This is the Dom Perignon and 8 ball of blow jobs.
So meat, by the photos we can deduce that there is a photo missing and he took a on her chest. It's quite elementary.
Any questions? |
I'm so proud of being mentioned in this hilarious post.
| quote: | | More drool than the Special Olympics |
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| quote: | | It is the sweater vest of blow jobs. |
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| david.michael |
lol
ace post, Jay. |
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| igottaknow |
| Jay should write a book or at least post a picture. :stongue: |
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| Scoops |
| i wonder if she purchased NWA's new book entitled "The Art of Sucking Dick" prior to sucking this guy off |
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| bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by boris_the_bear
i wanted to write paparazzi |
Paparazzo :o |
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| Schadenfreude |
pappardelle:mad: |
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| boris_the_bear |
| quote: | Originally posted by Schadenfreude
pappardelle:mad: |
for that... i'd kill |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Schadenfreude
when was the last time you got head meat?
there are basically 4 kinds of head.
1. Basic package. This is the one you always get when they don't really feel like it. It is the malt liquor of blow jobs.
2.Drunk. Moving on up! More drool than the Special Olympics makes it the domestic beer of blow jobs.
3.Happy Head. You've been really good and get rewarded like a good dog. They will even play with your pee hole or lick your ass if you did something worthy. It is the sweater vest and Chardonnay of blow jobs.
4. The Head You Pay For. I'm not talking hookers. Diamond rings, jewelery of all sorts, hell it doesn't even have to be jewelry. If you make them happy enough with material items we have achieved on chest status. This is the Dom Perignon and 8 ball of blow jobs.
So meat, by the photos we can deduce that there is a photo missing and he took a on her chest. It's quite elementary.
Any questions? |
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| Joss Weatherby |
| quote: | Originally posted by Schadenfreude
3.Happy Head. You've been really good and get rewarded like a good dog. They will even play with your pee hole or lick your ass if you did something worthy. It is the sweater vest and Chardonnay of blow jobs. |
I heard those are the type that Idoru prefers............
to give. :D :stongue: |
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| yukii |
| quote: | Originally posted by Schadenfreude
pappardelle:mad: |
gawd that looks so ing good :crazy: |
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