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people have no ****in blockbuster etiquette (pg. 3)
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| bigjimslade002 |
| hang out in the blockbuster all day until you see the person returning them.even camp outside there at night to make sure you dont miss the person in case they try a late night drop off.soon as you see the person, ask them if they have seen the first season of the show.if they havent like you theorized, beat them into unconsciousness all the while stressing to them they brought it on themselves and maybe next time theyll be more patient.problem solved |
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| darouge11 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr.Mystery
Who the hell rents a TV series? |
I did, I rented weeds, rent worthy |
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| WittyHandle |
| The only way to solve this problem is to hate the world. |
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| Ania_xox |
Last week I was at Blockbuster and this kid's dad farted really loud and the kid said "EW DAD! We're in public!"
and the dad replied "Who cares? Shut the up."
I was amused and appalled. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ania_xox
Last week I was at Blockbuster and this kid's dad farted really loud and the kid said "EW DAD! We're in public!"
and the dad replied "Who cares? Shut the up."
I was amused and appalled. |
What an idiot. Everyone knows that if you fart in public and there's a kid around, the first thing you do is blame it on them. |
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| Ania_xox |
I know, right?
And then after he claimed to not care, he looked around to see if anyone else had heard the fart or heard the exchange between him and his son lol
Come think of it, I was ing disgusted.
I looked at his scraggly unwashed hair and his loose grey trackpants and imagined that he had no underwear on and that the fart had thundered out of his buttcheeks. Then I imagined how badly his balls must look/smell and almost threw up in my mouth.
I need to control my imagination. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ania_xox
thundered out of his buttcheeks |
Outstanding aural imagery right there. |
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| Ania_xox |
Thanks, Stu. I thought so too.
I google-imaged "thanks stu" and this was result #4
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| Sushipunk |
| Well, I generally am thankful for carrot-dicks. Just like anyone, really. |
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| Ania_xox |
My best friend in high school, Katie, stuck a carrot in her vagina the night before she had sex for the first time because she didn't want to bleed on the guy's penis.
She did this because she heard on the Sunday Night Sex Show that it's safe to masturbate with various products around the home - and carrots were mentioned.
I told my sister because I used to tell her everything. Then one time when my dad was picking us up from schoool, she was mad at me for something and she told him about Katie, in an attempt to embarass me for being friends with someone who shoved a carrot in her puss.
In short, I think we're all appreciative of the various stimulating features of the phallic vegetable. |
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| EricB. |
| one of my ex gf's in highschool when she found out i broke up with her for being so tight and not letting me bone her, decided to lose her virginity to a crayon. lol. i actually kinda thought it was hot so i boned her after |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by EricB.
one of my ex gf's in highschool when she found out i broke up with her for being so tight and not letting me bone her, decided to lose her virginity to a crayon. lol. i actually kinda thought it was hot so i boned her after |
I bet it was a black crayon |
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