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| boris_the_bear |
Right now I've had a couple of glasses of wine and delicious cheese, and I desperately need a woman with looks like Milla Jovovich. Actually, I've seen one on the russian Facebook (vkontakte.ru), who appears to be a sister of my friend's friend, and she's about 18-20 y.o. :gsmile: , but she lives in St.Petersburg and has a boyfriend and that's ing bad. FML.
So what's up?
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| Sushipunk |
| Drunk thread! Ban! |
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| rT19 |
| are you going to wank? |
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| boris_the_bear |
not a drunk thread.!~!!! i just feel like talking :p  if w_ posts here, this is going to turn into a regular thread :( |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by boris_the_bear
i just feel like talking :p |
Fag alert. |
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| Lira |
You're in Ukraine, mate, you can probably go out on the street 3 or 4 Milla Jovovich look-alikes in less than an hour.
Get out of the internet or I'll get you out of it myself! :thepirate |
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| boris_the_bear |
false fag alert. btw last time i had sex around Feb-Mar 2009. today is a big day. pathetic.
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
You're in Ukraine, mate, you can probably go out on the street 3 or 4 Milla Jovovich look-alikes in less than an hour.
Get out of the internet or I'll get you out of it myself! :thepirate |
what you think every bitch in Ukraine is a whore? :D almost..
but i'm not that good at picking up random chicks on the street and hookers... meh, 1. they're ugly 2. filthy 3. i got no money. so i better wank away the loneliness until i'm lucky enough to meet someone i like and built a lasting relationship again |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by boris_the_bear
what you think every bitch in Ukraine is a whore? |
No, but you need to meet them in order to meat them.
Congrats on your celibate anniversary, by the way :) |
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| Schadenfreude |
| i haven't made love in way longer than that, but i do a lot. |
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| leph555 |
| quote: | Originally posted by boris_the_bear
vkontakte.ru |
I though odnaklasniki was the russian version of FB? |
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| Lira |
This thread reminds me of a girl that I believe could be William Ashley's soul mate.
We were talking about the Winter Olympics and she said it's all about blood and gore and the risk of death. Except for figure skating, because that's cute, but still indecent. And - this is what makes her argument brilliant - she said people that watch the Winter Olympics are all sadistic bastards who watch it in ghoulish delight hoping someone dies... and they're also perverts. Because, if you like the Winter Olympics, according to her, you also like pornography, since dead people and pornography are both appealing to perverts.
I was speechless and flabbergasted. Curling never looked so evil! |
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| Cpt.Cocaine |
| Curling is pretty evil. |
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