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Woman Crashes Car While Shaving Vag
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A Florida woman recently caused an accident while on her way to visit her boyfriend. Police say Megan Mariah Barnes was driving and had her ex-husband take the wheel for her from the passenger’s seat while she prepared for a date.
While on the way to Key West, Barnes sensed that her vaj wasn’t smooth enough, so she decided to shave it. The Thunderbird she was driving slammed into the back of another vehicle and she kept on going. Cops say about a half-mile down the road Barnes pulled over and jumped into the back seat and let her ex-husband get in the driver’s seat.
Barnes was convicted of a second DUI and driving under suspension the day before, so she really didn’t need to get caught driving again.
But, of course, she did. Burns on her ex’s chest from the passenger side airbag proved he wasn’t driving when the accident happened. She was charged with driving with a revoked license, reckless driving, leaving the scene of an accident with injuries and driving with no insurance.
Now she and her shaved beaver are likely headed to jail.
http://keysnews.com/node/21349 |
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| love_child |
| quote: | Originally posted by Schadenfreude
no link = not real.
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link is there |
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| infinity HiGH |
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| Cribby |
| This made my morning. :haha: |
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| ChemEnhanced |
| I love the fact that her ex-husband was with her. |
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| MikeyN |
| quote: | Originally posted by ChemEnhanced
I love the fact that her ex-husband was with her. |
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| Intangible |
| quote: | Originally posted by ChemEnhanced
I love the fact that her ex-husband was with her. |
ya that was what really stood out to me as well.
1) Who is that so retarded that they need to shave their 'vaj' in the car? Did she not shower in the morning?
2) Who shaves down there in front of an ex?
3) How retarded is this ex to go along with this plan? |
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| Abercrombie |
| Smooth move, lady. |
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| Intangible |
| quote: | Originally posted by Abercrombie
Smooth move, lady. |
After crashing a car with a razor down there I cant imagine things looking so smooth. |
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| Abercrombie |
| quote: | Originally posted by Intangible
After crashing a car with a razor down there I cant imagine things looking so smooth. |
Her freedom has since been snatched away. |
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| ChemEnhanced |
| I've had injury claims that where a lot worse then shaving was going on when the accident happened. |
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