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Is there a Doctor in the house? - Eye problems. (pg. 2)
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| woscar |
| quote: | Originally posted by [N]ûk|êû[Z]
if thats the case.. it sounds like hes having a bit of a lupus fiasco :conf: |
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| Mr.Mystery |
Woke up this morning
got a blue moon in your eyes.
What? |
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| leph555 |
| cum in your eye is the obvious explanation |
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| [N]ûk|êû[Z] |
| quote: | Originally posted by woscar
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| EddieZilker |
Sounds like an abscess. You'll need a mirror, rubbing alcohol, an exacto knife, unwaxed dental floss or fishing line, tweezers/pliers a nasal aspirator, a water-pick, saline, and a needle. Of course, you're probably concerned about pain. Find a stick and then chug a bottle of Jose' Cuervo (may also substitute for rubbing alcohol).
In order to avoid scarring, using your non-dominant hand, you'll want to take the pliers, lift the eyelid up, exposing the soft tissue and, with your dominant hand, make a small, quarter inch incision into the infected area using the exacto knife. Having already put the saline in the water pick, you'll now need to flush out the wound, liberally. Next, you'll need to call an ambulance because you have no depth perception and should have just gone to the doctor, but now your eye is probably really ed. Even if it's not, you're too drunk to drive safely. Don't forget to take that stick out of your mouth.
What were you thinking; squirting saline into your eye to flush out an incision with a water-pick?
EDITS! GAH! |
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| [N]ûk|êû[Z] |
| quote: | Originally posted by EddieZilker
Sounds like an abscess. You'll need a mirror, rubbing alcohol, an exacto knife, unwaxed dental floss or fishing line, tweezers/pliers a nasal aspirator, a water-pick, saline, and a needle. Of course, you're probably concerned about pain. Find a stick and then chug a bottle of Jose' Cuervo (may also substitute for rubbing alcohol).
In order to avoid scarring, using your non-dominant hand, you'll want to take the pliers and, with your dominant hand, make a small, quarter inch incision into the infected area. Having already put the saline in the water pick, you'll now need to flush out the wound, liberally. Next, you'll need to call an ambulance because you have no depth perception and should have just gone to the doctor, but now your eye is probably really ed and you'll have no depth perception. Even if it's not, you're too drunk to drive safely. Don't forget to take that stick out of your mouth.
What were you thinking; squirting saline into your eye to flush out an incision? |
LOL! you wierdo |
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| bamski |
| quote: | Originally posted by MacGyverSmoker
You'll need a mirror, rubbing alcohol, an exacto knife, unwaxed dental floss or fishing line, tweezers/pliers a nasal aspirator, a water-pick, saline, and a needle. Trust me bro, I've made bongs with less, now hurry up!
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| EddieZilker |
| quote: | Originally posted by bamski
MacGyverSmoker |
Coke can, car antennae and a pocket knife
Shut up! It's actually been quite a while. :mad: |
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| Mr.Mystery |
Seriously, though...
You need an enema. |
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| bamski |
| quote: | Originally posted by EddieZilker
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you can not change this, you. you must seek buddha, you must seek christ.
(you must seek weed, but that's just where i was going with that).
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| tubularbills |
| they're called floaters:o |
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| d_Verge |
Does it look like this?
:nervous: :stongue:
For real though, it's probably just a stye. Put a hot teabag on it several times a day and it'll go away. |
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