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When i was a little kid, i loved dogs and dogs loved me....... things have changed...
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| Amduscias |
:whip:
I went to take out the trash and next thing i know i have a ing poodle chasing my ass for like 10 mins... and the owner was like
COOKIE GET BACK HERE LEAVE HIM ALONE
and im like BITCH GET OVER HERE AND GRAB THIS DOG BEFORE I KICK IT'S FACE
:mad:
dogs now hate me and i now hate dogs
the end. |
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| Mr.Mystery |
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| Chris Crossland |
I would have punted the ing rat!
Or just let the thing bite me and then sue the owner. |
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| amp3 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Chris Crossland
I would have punted the ing rat!
Or just let the thing bite me and then sue the owner. |
If you live in the U.S. this is the correct answer, make sure you add in an extra 45 million for 'emotional trauma'. |
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| Chris Crossland |
| quote: | Originally posted by amp3
If you live in the U.S. this is the correct answer, make sure you add in an extra 45 million for 'emotional trauma'. |
One of my friends got bit in the face as a kid by a dog. Got a good 20k out of it. |
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| SYSTEM-J |
| It's a ing poodle. It probably doesn't weigh 20kgs, and if a 20kg kid was threatening you, would you run away? |
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| Amduscias |
| quote: | Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
It's a ing poodle. It probably doesn't weigh 20kgs, and if a 20kg kid was threatening you, would you run away? | it was a big dog o-o |
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| Chris Crossland |
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!! |
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| Mr.Mystery |

It'll kill you. It'll kill you until you are DEAD! |
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| Sushipunk |
| Look at those cold, ruthless eyes. |
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