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leph555
Lord Jesus Christ (his real name) hit by Mass. car

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NORTHAMPTON, Mass. — The victim might have forgiven the woman who ran him down in a Massachusetts crosswalk, but police haven't.
Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down a man named Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed a street in Northampton on Tuesday.
The 50-year-old man is from Belchertown. Officers checked his ID and discovered that, indeed, his legal name is Lord Jesus Christ. He was taken to the hospital for treatment of minor facial injuries.
Police say 20-year-old Brittany Cantarella was cited for failing to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk.


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Ygrene
'Minor facial injuries'. I bet his beard got dented.
Moral Hazard
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Originally posted by Ygrene
'Minor facial injuries'. I bet his beard got dented.


I wonder if he gave her his other cheek too.
Moongoose
Is she a jew? Its always jews killing the savior.
Scoops
He was on his way to Rhode Island to give Peter a copy of Bird is the Word
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