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Why is it that all I can think about is Jennypie... (pg. 4)
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
And truthfully, I do have vengeful tendencies - but in my whole life I've never acted any out, except for once in college when my friend's roommate had her evicted from their apartment. I put a package of ground beef in the heating vent in her bedroom. She called the landlord about the smell and he thought it was the plumbing. She slept with her window open and her coat on for almost a week - in December. Lol stupid bitch. |
I fed a “friend” laxatives til he his pants. |
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| EddieZilker |
| quote: | Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
You're diggin mate... |
I'm just throwing dirt back in the hole. You did all the digging I needed.
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
I fed a “friend” laxatives til he his pants. |
Lol, who didn't do that? One Friday night in HS, we were sitting around getting stoned and and decided to make those Pillsbury puff pastry things, with pie filling and chocolate sauce and all kinds of other crap inside of them. Except we put about 12 laxatives inside our one buddy's when he wasn't looking (because he had been so hymie with his weed). He spent the next couple of hours on the toilet while we poked fun outside the bathroom door. The best part was that he kept saying "I'm not ting! off!"
One of the guys I was with that night wrote in my yearbook that year "Ryan really had the s that night." Lmfao. |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Lol, who didn't do that? One Friday night in HS, we were sitting around getting stoned and and decided to make those Pillsbury puff pastry things, with pie filling and chocolate sauce and all kinds of other crap inside of them. Except we put about 12 laxatives inside our one buddy's when he wasn't looking (because he had been so hymie with his weed). He spent the next couple of hours on the toilet while we poked fun outside the bathroom door. The best part was that he kept saying "I'm not ting! off!"
One of the guys I was with that night wrote in my yearbook that year "Ryan really had the s that night." Lmfao. |
Well, to be fair your friend didn’t his pants :p
Mine did, and had to walk home in somebody else’s clothes. It helped that id crushed the laxatives up in his bottle of jim beam, so he was really drunk and incontinent. Passed out with no pants, on the toilet floor. Actually got a little worried id killed him. But he deserved it. |
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| EddieZilker |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
Well, to be fair your friend didn’t his pants :p
Mine did, and had to walk home in somebody else’s clothes. It helped that id crushed the laxatives up in his bottle of jim beam, so he was really drunk and incontinent. Passed out with no pants, on the toilet floor. Actually got a little worried id killed him. But he deserved it. |
There's a hell of a story behind that. That's not something I'd wish on anyone unless they had REALLY ed me over. |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| quote: | Originally posted by EddieZilker
There's a hell of a story behind that. That's not something I'd wish on anyone unless they had REALLY ed me over. |
The story isn’t interesting actually. he had previously “strangled” me at a mate’s place one night as I was preparing to go to bed, over an argument we’d had earlier that day. im a vindictive little bastard, so I bided my time and planned my revenge. It was pretty sweet. |
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| EddieZilker |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
The story isn’t interesting actually. he had previously “strangled” me at a mate’s place one night as I was preparing to go to bed, over an argument we’d had earlier that day. im a vindictive little bastard, so I bided my time and planned my revenge. It was pretty sweet. |
My best "revenge" story involves this guy who stole $200.00 from me. He was a friend of my room-mates' and this kind of fat, lumpy virgin. So he decides he's going to use my money in order to lose his virginity. He goes, picks up the prostitute who really isn't all that into the guy but needs the money and decides to go down on him. It's too much teeth for the dough-boy but he REALLY wants to lose his virginity and being that the prostitute needed the dough decides to let him have it.
Of course by the time Lumpy's dick is up his escort's ass, he is already losing his erection due to the foul smell and has also figured out his escort is quite the man. They part ways somewhat rapidly after an awkward, silent exchange in which Lumpy is too flustered to speak and $200.00 lighter. |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| quote: | Originally posted by EddieZilker
My best "revenge" story involves this guy who stole $200.00 from me. He was a friend of my room-mates' and this kind of fat, lumpy virgin. So he decides he's going to use my money in order to lose his virginity. He goes, picks up the prostitute who really isn't all that into the guy but needs the money and decides to go down on him. It's too much teeth for the dough-boy but he REALLY wants to lose his virginity and being that the prostitute needed the dough decides to let him have it.
Of course by the time Lumpy's dick is up his escort's ass, he is already losing his erection due to the foul smell and has also figured out his escort is quite the man. They part ways somewhat rapidly after an awkward, silent exchange in which Lumpy is too flustered to speak and $200.00 lighter. |
haha, but what role did you play in the encounter? im hoping it wasn't the prostitute :p |
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| EddieZilker |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
haha, but what role did you play in the encounter? im hoping it wasn't the prostitute :p |
None. It was pure, beautiful karma. |
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| igottaknow |
| I'm glad I'm not on Jenny's "" list anymore. She'd probably roll me a joint with chocolate laxatives. |
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| ModernNosferatu |
| quote: | Originally posted by EricB.
YOU NOU!
*hops into a convertible, flippin the bird, driving off into the sunset with bas* |
lmaO :haha: |
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