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Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy he thinks his booty is fly? (pg. 4)
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Sunsnail
It's not that we think these things and don't say them because of society. It's because straight men really don't think about these things.
Lomeli
Not gay:

"Nah man, you're a good looking guy... you can get any girl you want."

Gay:

"Damn dude, you have a nice ass."
Lomeli
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Originally posted by Sunsnail
It's not that we think these things and don't say them because of society. It's because straight men really don't think about these things.


This is exactly it.
Banora


These two are not amused at the narrow-mindedness in this thread. Jermaine worked very hard on that song, you know.
pkcRAISTLIN
Luckily many of us have higher comedy standards than the concords.
Banora
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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
Luckily many of us have higher comedy standards than the concords.


Don't hate on your fellow Kiwis. You guys need all the help you can get.
Sunsnail
first season of flight of the conchords was awesome
pkcRAISTLIN
The only reason I like kiwis is its one of the only accents that sound worse than ours.

Still hate pakis though.
Lira
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Originally posted by Lomeli
Not gay:

"Nah man, you're a good looking guy... you can get any girl you want."

Gay:

"Damn dude, you have a nice ass."

This.

You know, this reminds me of a gay friend I have in real life. One day he asked me whether I could say a guy was good-looking, and this is what I told him:

"Why, of course,

You're good-looking yourself. I'm sure you make girls swoon, though you probably care little about them. However, I don't see why blokes are reluctant to say their sense of aesthetics is a little wider than their concept of female hotness.

Pandas are cute. Too god damn cute, actually. If anyone asked me 'Are pandas beautiful?' I'd say 'Hell yeah, they're the epitome of my idea of cuteness!'. Does that mean I'd ever shag a panda? No way! I can be aesthetically attracted to things without feeling to urge to stick the dearest part of my body inside them. This happens to include pandas, icy landscapes, other blokes, coffee machines and, dare I say, currently all girls with the sole exception of my girlfriend. There, I said it, and I feel none the gayer for having said that".

He mocked me for weeks on end, saying he didn't mind being compared to a panda, as "he loved the bamboo" :p
Jake Benson
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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
Because its ing gay.


I tell that to guys all the time. It's totally a ing gay thing. I love harassing straight men. I never do it anymore. I got insecure lately.

infinity HiGH
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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
The only reason I like kiwis is its one of the only accents that sound worse than ours.

Still hate pakis though.


lmao who doesn't?! those smelly bastards
netroM
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Originally posted by infinity HiGH
lmao who doesn't?! those smelly bastards

all mutha uckin racists.
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