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Answer James Lipton's 10 questions. (pg. 2)
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by chlola
Have you ever been to a porno theatre? |
Nope. I met a guy in Amsterdam that had actually mopped jizz in one though. |
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| shaw |
1. What is your favorite word?
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
2. What is your least favorite word?
hella
3. What turns you on?
cold
4. What turns you off?
theresa.
5. What is your favorite curse word?
6. What sound or noise do you love?
cities
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
telephones
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
hitman
9. What profession would you not like to do?
teaching
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
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| bARTovsky |
1. What is your favorite word?
Ethereal
2. What is your least favorite word?
Ugly
3. What turns you on?
Intelligence
4. What turns you off?
Racism/Prejudice (unless it's in a well formed joke a la Louis C.K.)
5. What is your favorite curse word?
6. What sound or noise do you love?
Birds Chirping
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
Construction Noises - Jack Hammers, Cement Mixers, etc.
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Army Special Forces
9. What profession would you not like to do?
Politician
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"-A-Jesus!" |
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| Renzo |
1. What is your favorite word? Cunt.
2. What is your least favorite word? Anything but cunt.
3. What turns you on? Cunt.
4. What turns you off? Unkept cunts.
5. What is your favorite curse word? Cunt.
6. What sound or noise do you love? Flapping cunts.
7. What sound or noise do you hate? Cunts who like to hear themselves talk.
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Professional body piercer, so I can pierce nice cunts.
9. What profession would you not like to do? Gynecologist. I don't want to look at dirty cunts all day.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "I've been waiting for you. Stu will be here soon. He's a you know what." |
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| SuspicionVandit |
1. What is your favorite word?
majestic
2. What is your least favorite word?
fart
3. What turns you on?
pony tails
4. What turns you off?
sweat pants
5. What is your favorite curse word?
idiot
6. What sound or noise do you love?
much respect to the 303
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
propeller airplanes
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
race car driver
9. What profession would you not like to do?
politician
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Here, we saved you some steak.
I'll post my answers shortly. |
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| IceColdWater |
1. What is your favorite word?
2. What is your least favorite word?
3. What turns you on?
4. What turns you off?
5. What is your favorite curse word?
6. What sound or noise do you love?
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
9. What profession would you not like to do?
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
1. Caffeine
2. Chemistry
3. Knowing that I can get something I want
4. Knowing that I can't get something I want
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6. The sound of the ocean
7. My teacher
8. Audiologist
9. Chemical Engineer
10. "There's no Lady Gaga in here." |
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| montana |
1. What is your favorite word?
dub
2. What is your least favorite word?
fittstim
3. What turns you on?
curves
4. What turns you off?
lack of curves
5. What is your favorite curse word?
i'll let natalie portman answer this one for me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlEC0bS2UMw
6. What sound or noise do you love?
silence but not absolute silence.
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
sharp high pitched transients
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
bass player
9. What profession would you not like to do?
jizz mopper
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Get in. |
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| Fledz |
| quote: | Originally posted by Enigmatik
1. What is your favorite word?
Schematic
2. What is your least favorite word?
O'Reilly
3. What turns you on?
A good, fit and healthy body
4. What turns you off?
Boring women
5. What is your favorite curse word?
Cluster
6. What sound or noise do you love?
Waves crashing on a beach
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
Screaming cockatoos
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Acting
9. What profession would you not like to do?
Accounting
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Here's the master key and all my powers, I'm off on indefinite leave
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| Banora |
| quote: | Originally posted by Enigmatik
1. What is your favorite word?
2. What is your least favorite word?
3. What turns you on?
4. What turns you off?
5. What is your favorite curse word?
6. What sound or noise do you love?
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
9. What profession would you not like to do?
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
I'll post my answers shortly. |
1. Good.
2. The 'n' word.
3. Redheads and blondes. Quick wit, and a dark sense of humor.
4. "Alpha male" douche bags.
5. or cunt. I switch between the two pretty often.
6. White noise
7. Tornado sirens
8. Anything but retail (which I am currently in).
9. Actual, aggressive sales where I work on commission.
10. "Welcome" |
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| Lomeli |
| quote: | Originally posted by Enigmatik
1. What is your favorite word? Yes.
2. What is your least favorite word? Can't
3. What turns you on? Intelligence and Fitness
4. What turns you off? Egos, Stupidity, and Obese people
5. What is your favorite curse word?
6. What sound or noise do you love? The sound of bodies smacking into each other during sex
7. What sound or noise do you hate? Nails on a chalkboard
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Philosophy Professor
9. What profession would you not like to do? Office work.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "Alright everyone, he's here! Bring out the Jello shots, it's time to get the party started!!!"
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| Meat187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Banora
6. White noise
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:wtf:
Also: Racist!!! |
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| Frenkieee |
1. What is your favorite word?
Parallellepipedum (-um for English)
2. What is your least favorite word?
Islamic
3. What turns you on?
Boobs
4. What turns you off?
Fat chicks
5. What is your favorite curse word?
Kut (the Dutch ****)
6. What sound or noise do you love?
Airplanes high in the sky
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
The scraping of cutlery in pottery
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
DJ :p
9. What profession would you not like to do?
Something in the sewers
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"Ha, the look on your face.. priceless!" |
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