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| Esiotrat |
Hello there new thing. You seem like a decent guy so I'm gonna give you some tips on how to survive in the CORe.
What you are now:
Newbie (definition):
A board neophyte, unfamiliar with the distinctive personalities, formalities, humor, and nuances of TA. The Newbie deserves neither respect nor attention, except in its Thread of Introduction.
Some rules and clarifications:
- You must like cats
- Don't bother pkcRAISTLIN or SYSTEM_J
- Ignore anything ******** or St3nc say
- Get used to things like rape, pedophilia, racial slurs, and jennypie calling everyone Fag. Yes, we realize that normally these are all horrible, awful things. Yes, we realize that they are not humorous. Yes, we are going to laugh at them anyway.
- Arbiter is our Godfather, you can call him God for short.
- Lilith is always right and always knows best, so trust her. She also requests that she be addressed only as "Her Supreme Cvntiness"
- Being random and having pschotic moodswings aren't funny or interesting, they are useful to pressure small children and gypsys into doing what you want, but not interesting.
- Use the  before making a new thread.
Welcome and good hunting. |
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| couch-potato |
| ^ Ho-ho! You almost had me there :stongue: |
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| Esiotrat |
| quote: | Originally posted by couch-potato
^ Ho-ho! You almost had me there :stongue: |
I'm just trying to help. :o
Did I forget something? |
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| Renzo |
| The key to success in the COR goes through me. Learn that quickly. |
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| Renzo |
Love me tenderrrr
Love me trueeeee
All my dreams fulfilledddd
For my darlin', I love youuuu
And I always willlllll |
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| Meat187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Enigmatik
Some rules and clarifications:
- You must like cats
- Don't bother pkcRAISTLIN or SYSTEM_J
- Ignore anything ******** or St3nc say
- Get used to things like rape, pedophilia, racial slurs, and jennypie calling everyone Fag. Yes, we realize that normally these are all horrible, awful things. Yes, we realize that they are not humorous. Yes, we are going to laugh at them anyway.
- Arbiter is our Godfather, you can call him God for short.
- Lilith is always right and always knows best, so trust her. She also requests that she be addressed only as "Her Supreme Cvntiness"
- Being random and having pschotic moodswings aren't funny or interesting, they are useful to pressure small children and gypsys into doing what you want, but not interesting.
- Use the before making a new thread.
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This has got to be some of the worst advice ever. Here, let me clarify:
- You must like cats, except Jay's hellbreed
- Don't bother pkcRAISTLIN or SYSTEM_J
- Read everthing ******** says, it's hilarious.
- Get used to things like rape (JennyPie), pedophilia (boris_the_bear and IGK are our local pedos), racial slurs (Jay), and jennypie being a huge fag. Yes, we realize that normally these are all cool, awesome things. Yes, we realize that they are humorous. Yes, we are going to laugh at them.
- Arbiter is either a robot or a hot cuban chick.
- Lilith is never right but a chick, so thrust her.
- Fledz is very abrasive, beware of him.
- Being random and having pschotic moodswings is typical of women.
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| srussell0018 |
| quote: | Originally posted by EddieZilker
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awesome. |
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| Esiotrat |
| quote: | | Originally posted by Meat187 |
^^ Ignore everything this guy says. |
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| yukii |
| quote: | Originally posted by Enigmatik
Some rules and clarifications:
- You must like cats
- Don't bother pkcRAISTLIN or SYSTEM_J
- Ignore anything ******** or St3nc say
- Get used to things like rape, pedophilia, racial slurs, and jennypie calling everyone Fag. Yes, we realize that normally these are all horrible, awful things. Yes, we realize that they are not humorous. Yes, we are going to laugh at them anyway.
- Arbiter is our Godfather, you can call him God for short.
- Lilith is always right and always knows best, so trust her. She also requests that she be addressed only as "Her Supreme Cvntiness"
- Being random and having pschotic moodswings aren't funny or interesting, they are useful to pressure small children and gypsys into doing what you want, but not interesting.
- Use the before making a new thread.
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Pretty much sums it up. Oh yeah, and:
- If the c0r doesn't like you, they can find every detail about you with supreme hacker skillz & call your parents to verify your massive pornography subscription to kidz gone wild/send azia-style picture. |
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| Fledz |
| quote: | Originally posted by Meat187
[*] Lilith is never right but a chick, so thrust her.
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PKC has been attempting to "thrust" her for years. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Meat187
pedophilia (boris_the_bear and IGK are our local pedos) |
Also Joss Weatherby, aka Nou. |
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