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| RoBDaWG |
...is a ing epidemic!
It's worse than screaming in my ear from 2 inches away.
Here are some fun steps you can take to not be that disgusting creeper:
1. Eat something before you go out. Seriously, it's gonna be a long night, you're gonna get hungry anyways. And when your tummy's empty, your breath smells like sewage.
2. Bring some ing gum. Yeah I know they take it at the door. And no it's not because they think you've laced it with acid. Ever see how many packs they have tossed in that box? Imagine all those pieces stuck to the walls, and the bottom of your shoe. If you can sneak in pills, you can sneak in gum.
3. This one's easy. Brush your teeth. Floss. Use mouthwash. Okay if it's 5 o'clock in the morning and you've been drinking all night, yea you're probably not going to be spittin freshness, but if it's 10 pm, you just got there, and your is kickin, that's just nasty.
4. Switch out that piece of gum every once in a while. I don't care what the Stride commercials say, your breath says something else.
5. You spent $30 to get in, another $50+ once you got inside, spare another dollar for the bathroom attendant and grab a mint or two.
6. If ya barfed, it's probably time to head on out anyways.
You stay classy New York City. |
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| hitokiri |
| quote: | Originally posted by RoBDaWG
...is a ing epidemic!
It's worse than screaming in my ear from 2 inches away.
Here are some fun steps you can take to not be that disgusting creeper:
1. Eat something before you go out. Seriously, it's gonna be a long night, you're gonna get hungry anyways. And when your tummy's empty, your breath smells like sewage.
2. Bring some ing gum. Yeah I know they take it at the door. And no it's not because they think you've laced it with acid. Ever see how many packs they have tossed in that box? Imagine all those pieces stuck to the walls, and the bottom of your shoe. If you can sneak in pills, you can sneak in gum.
3. This one's easy. Brush your teeth. Floss. Use mouthwash. Okay if it's 5 o'clock in the morning and you've been drinking all night, yea you're probably not going to be spittin freshness, but if it's 10 pm, you just got there, and your is kickin, that's just nasty.
4. Switch out that piece of gum every once in a while. I don't care what the Stride commercials say, your breath says something else.
5. You spent $30 to get in, another $50+ once you got inside, spare another dollar for the bathroom attendant and grab a mint or two.
6. If ya barfed, it's probably time to head on out anyways.
You stay classy New York City. |
words to live by lol |
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| kadomony |
| quote: | Originally posted by RoBDaWG
6. If ya barfed, ya blew it!
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| kingchinc |
| every time i see you, your breath smells like hot dogs... |
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| DJ_Rafnel |
| Hah nice one bro |
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| yankeeBaby |
You sound angry.
:haha: |
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| BradMiller |
Bring back the Bubble Tape!
Anyone else have fond memories of attempting to chew the entire thing all at once?
That and sniffing pixie sticks... :cool: |
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| DJ_Rafnel |
Oh man...i miss Bubble Tape...
Also...true story, i almost died once trying to eat 30 pixie sticks at once when i was a kid.
Man those were the days. |
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| kadomony |
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| Scoops |
was at DJAIS once and I once gave a girl a piece of gum and she asks.."Whats this for...?"
I told her cause it smelled like a dog in her mouth...
she didn't like that answer but apparently it was tru cause her friend smiled and nodded |
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| zOmg.its.a.girL |
| quote: | Originally posted by BradMiller
Bring back the Bubble Tape!
Anyone else have fond memories of attempting to chew the entire thing all at once? |
= huuuge sugah hype :eyespop: legs cant stop movin... really!:( |
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