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Joke: smart blonde...
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| jploveparade |
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the Title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as Collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blonde replies... "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?" |
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| TheREALMcSoni |
| yeah really nice :D :D :D |
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| tranceDJ |
| But she could have only borrowed $1,000 and would have had to pay less interest. She isn't that smart now is she? :rolleyes: |
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| HyPeRSoNiC |
| quote: | Originally posted by tranceDJ
But she could have only borrowed $1,000 and would have had to pay less interest. She isn't that smart now is she? :rolleyes: |
or she can loan 50 cents and the interest would be ALOT cheaper. :D |
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| Dmatrox |
hehe good one.
5000 seems more reasonable though, who cares shes a millionaire
heres another one:
Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"
The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"
Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank.
Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement. Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouted out, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!" |
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| TiestoInTheMix |
| guys, you don't get it. the actual joke is in the TITLE of this thread.... |
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| HyPeRSoNiC |
| quote: | Originally posted by TiestoInTheMix
guys, you don't get it. the actual joke is in the TITLE of this thread.... |
huh? what? who? where???
I mean, what's the joke in the title??? |
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| Hi-Voltage |
| quote: | Originally posted by tranceDJ
But she could have only borrowed $1,000 and would have had to pay less interest. She isn't that smart now is she? :rolleyes: |
She borrowed 5000 because who would believe her that she needs only 1000$ for an eurorean tour?:D |
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| DJ Mikey Mike |
| quote: | Originally posted by HyPeRSoNiC
huh? what? who? where???
I mean, what's the joke in the title??? |
lol. coz blondes are stereotypically dumb. So he means the title "smart blonde" is a joke... WHO HAS MORE!!! |
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| thewarpbrothers |
| any more jokes...dying for more |
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| HyPeRSoNiC |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike
lol. coz blondes are stereotypically dumb. So he means the title "smart blonde" is a joke... WHO HAS MORE!!! |
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ok I'll stop now.
lol!!
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