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I got a new job
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| pyro264jb |
I am selling GPS to Guidos on the Jersey shore... This GPS is special, it helps them locate drugs / dealers / bitches / and clubs faster then google maps.. I accept a few forms of payment... Cash, Jewelry, bags of yayo, and VIP service to jersey shores top clubs.... Snooki has been calling me like crazy but im not allowed to sell her it b/c her thick hair sprayed hair blocks satellite dishes from finding the GPS receiver that is near her...
God forbid I would sell her it and she gets into an accident her boyfriend Joey Cheese Steak Mariachi would hunt me down and I would have to get put into witness protection.... If I had to get put into protection I would hide in Danny T's / Carl Coxs DJ Cave... Its located 5 miles off of the coast of Ibiza 70 feet below the water surface.
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Oh ya.. the secret password to get into there cave is . . . . doughnuts. ;) don't forget that! |
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| pyro264jb |
sorry no discounts for mods...
company policy..;) |
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| get nyce |
| old friend discount? |
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| pyro264jb |
| quote: | Originally posted by get nyce
old friend discount? |
first off bry rye your not old your barley 29...
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secondly it would be bad business if I shot Zee down and gave you a hookup on the side
whispers.....
"meet me at kokis place ... kissena blvd at 9:00PM.. ... the goods will be in a brown paper bag "
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| get nyce |
lmao funny part is z probably knows the exact spot "koki's place" lol
bad business practice
ay yo cmon why you break my balls |
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| Scoops |
who needs your GSP device...when the silly guidos can just contact me...
I can get em the following
AquaNet
Mondo Mix tapes
8-balls
bootleg Ed Hardy Shirts
Mavi Jeans
Goose & Mixers
the # to YumPop's Lawyer
Surf Club VIP
Drink tickets at DJAIS
Nicky Sibilia mix CDs |
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| get nyce |
| quote: | Originally posted by Scoops
who needs your GSP device...when the silly guidos can just contact me...
I can get em the following
the # to YumPop's Lawyer
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ROFLMAO hold up imma get my lawyers son |
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| euphoria |
| Yea I know koki's place, and the jokes on yall cuz he don't live there anymore :p rofl |
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| RoBDaWG |
| I'll take 3 as soon as you add barber shops. |
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| SidMl |
| quote: | Originally posted by Scoops
who needs your GSP device...when the silly guidos can just contact me...
I can get em the following
the # to YumPop's Lawyer |
we all need that ... just in case |
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