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| jupiterone |
there's this f*cker that starts to get loud at 3am, like some retarded god damn nocturnal primate.
"NO IT'S NOT ING ALRIGHT WE GOT SEXUALLY HARASSED BY OUR MANAGER"
"WE'LL DISCUSS THIS TOMORROW ERIC!"
"NO MAN, YOU ED IT ALL UP, YOU BROUGHT THIS UPON US"
and he screams, he screams like a god damn capuchin monkey. if i had a rifle with a scope i would blow his brains out but luckily i do not. it's like a ing homosexual high school relationship gone bad
whores, what do you recommend i do regarding this situation? i have a load of firecracker ammunition aimed and my lighter is ready to ignite that in their direction, i swear to morgan freeman i will murder them |
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| Meat187 |
| First System_J and his bird, now this. :stongue: |
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| LAdazeNYnights |
go over there with a 6 pack of beers and politely ask them to shut the up. drink one of the beers in their place, smash it on the floor. leave with the other 5.
if/when noise continues, toss empty bottles at their door. rinse and repeat. |
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| igottaknow |
| I have some annoying neighbors that wake me up early every morning with their chirp chirps. |
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| Rinster |
| Tell him Pedobear is coming after him |
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| euphoria |
I can relate...
My neighbor is a total dick, he spends all his money on weed or whatever else he's on and then comes to my house asking me to borrow eggs, and milk and to cook. Do I look like a in supermarket to you? Rings everyone's bell in the middle of the night trying to sell us he stole from the pharmacy like make up and tylenols.
Then he yells all day and night at his kids, brings shady lookin people to our building, steals my packages, and talks about everyone on the block. TWICE there was a fire in his house and we saved his ass cuz we have a fire extinguisher (and of course we don't want the fire to spread to our apartment) and then he never gave us our extinguisher back :mad:
He couldn't pay his rent for a while and the marshal came and locked his place down, at that point I was hoping he'd be gone but somehow the ****** keeps comin back!!! :whip: |
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| Matt Es |
ah, well my neighbor seems to have a power tool fetish. He picks the most inconvenient times (when i have people over/having a bbq) to cut wood and tile for his backyard as if he's trying to piss me off. "remodeling" ever since he's moved in, his backyard still looks the same; he may have added a few rocks.. A tree in my backyard caught fire, firefighters broke his lock to get to his backyard to get another angle... this has the nerves to send us a bill for his "dammages".
to make matters worse, he complains to my parents that he smells marijuana smoke from my backyard when they leave for vacation. its chill though they told him to stfu and mind his business.
waiting for the day i can get back at this of a neighbor. |
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| nekholm |
| My neighbors are ok, what really annoys me is that at least every other person in this area has a dog. And they ing bark 24/7, nothing shuts them up :mad: Everything from small dogs that go "yip yip" to big dogs that go "ING BARK MOTHER******" so loud it echoes :whip: Last night some neighbors came home at about 23:30, they had their dog with them and it started barking as soon as they got out of the car, and the s start telling it to come in in a loud voice. "DOG QUIET! COME HERE DOG! DOG IN NOW!" etc. ! :whip: |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by euphoria
I can relate...
My neighbor is a total dick, he spends all his money on weed or whatever else he's on and then comes to my house asking me to borrow eggs, and milk and to cook. Do I look like a in supermarket to you? Rings everyone's bell in the middle of the night trying to sell us he stole from the pharmacy like make up and tylenols.
****** keeps comin back!!! :whip: |
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| Jackson |
| quote: | Originally posted by nekholm
My neighbors are ok, what really annoys me is that at least every other person in this area has a dog. And they ing bark 24/7, nothing shuts them up :mad: Everything from small dogs that go "yip yip" to big dogs that go "ING BARK MOTHER******" so loud it echoes :whip: Last night some neighbors came home at about 23:30, they had their dog with them and it started barking as soon as they got out of the car, and the s start telling it to come in in a loud voice. "DOG QUIET! COME HERE DOG! DOG IN NOW!" etc. ! :whip: |
I've got that, ty little terrier that barks constantly. I cannot even sneeze in my bedroom with the window open without setting him off for 5 minutes. And the little ****** goes for me when I walk by the owner. I hope that one day the dog comes at me off the lead so I can dropkick the little e over the roof! |
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| Ian |
| neighbours are ****s and their son is a spoilt little brat of a smackaddict who has just spent 10 months in jail for attempted murder of a policewoman with his car, he ran her over as he was buying his drugs. His parents are vocally supporting him & are even accusing the policewoman of "jumping onto the car" :stongue: :stongue: |
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