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Fisticuffs (pg. 3)
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| Joss Weatherby |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
I got in a bar fight years ago, when I was using the men's washroom, lol. It started because some ugly whore kicked the door open when my pants were down. I was so ing full of rage like I'd never been full of rage before. I finished peeing and calmly pulled up my pants, exited the stall and asked "Who the did that?" And my buddy pointed to the chick standing next to him. I was about to smash her right in the face but then I thought "No, she'll hit you back and up your nose/teeth/face or something...do something else to her!"
So I pulled her top down and exposed the ugliest ing I'd ever seen. My buddy pointed and laughed, while all the guys walking through the bathroom at the time also laughed.
Then she attacked me and we both got kicked out. She was waiting for me out side, trying to provoke me to continue fighting, but I had a circle of people all standing in front of me, lol.
The next week at the bar she was there again, and I suppose realizing how many people I knew came up and apologized to me. Stupid bitch. |
Well there is my fap material for the morning. Thanks Jen! :gsmile: |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| Supposing how many people you knew? Hahahaha, you're ing lame. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| It's true. At that time I knew everybody that went out/everybody that knew me. It does sound lame, but nobody's gonna with you if you know everyone and everyone knows you. |
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| ModernNosferatu |
I once beat a guys head in with a brick....
long story...
But he had a weapon also!
Unfortunately for him he was a coke addict and too strung out to fight correctly where I had just woke up a few hours before.
Also, sometimes I feel when you are fighting for a correct purpose (if there is one) like... self defense that sometimes the Universe tends to lean on your side than if you're just randomly starting fights with people for no reason. |
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| LAdazeNYnights |
that tmz video was ridiculous lol
and :wtf: about the brick lol
damn i was so drunk last night. basically what happened - a friend of mine had a couple friends over, we were having a small party...one of his friends in particular has always been a douche. have never gotten along with him. my brother dislikes him more than i do. kid and another friend of his who were over are naturally antagonists. trying to talk on my brother, trying to be funny. my brothers not a big guy by any means, but he doesn't take from anybody. they give him a beer as a joke, for w/e reason. as he opens it i'm like 'uh oh' and get over there. he throws beer at their faces. it goes off. first i'm just holding the one kid back, my brothers going after the other kid. then my friend (whose bday it was) pulls the kid away from me and is like 'chill the out'. he pushes my friend who slips on the wet floor. i swing at him twice and connect with the side of his face the second time. he slips/falls. my friend gets up and wants to kill somebody. it gets broken up real quickly . everybody's yelling. kid says to my brother 'do it again' or some like that...so he throws beer at them again. it went off again . was pretty funny
one of their friends was this huuge black dude. fat, not in good shape...very fat. like 300 pounds fat. he starts coming up to me as it's ending and i'm thinking that i'm gonna die. but he just wanted to keep the peace. thank god for that. lol |
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| woscar |
| quote: | Originally posted by ModernNosferatu
Also, sometimes I feel when you are fighting for a correct purpose (if there is one) like... self defense that sometimes the Universe tends to lean on your side than if you're just randomly starting fights with people for no reason. |
That's because when you're defending yourself you have a cooler head then the prick that just wants to kick your ass and therefore can manage the situation much better. |
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| Ian |
| I miss the days of real fights. Now you're shanked, glassed or stabbed by some **** who wouldn't know how to fight if his life depended on it, which helps on the other side when they then become victims but it's . Had a few fights when i was younger, mid-late teens but I just grew up to be much more laidback & enjoyed outsmarting people instead of hitting them. |
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| floyd741 |
| quote: | Originally posted by couch-potato
MAY YOUR BLADES NEVER DULL. |
LOK'TAR OGAR! |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by LAdazeNYnights
Tranceaddict! I just got into what basically amounts to the first real fight of my life. I feel like a changed man. |
groin kick will do that to you
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| bas |
I have this good friend of mine from middle school that I call White Rob for absolutely no reason other than it cracks me up, it's not as if we know another Rob that isn't white. Anyway, he looks like a total midwestern down to earth easy going guy, but he really knows how to kick a lot of ass because of his military training and Brasilian Jiu-Jitsu.
One time shortly after 9/11 me and some friends were out somewhere and these guys decided to pick a fight with me, I don't even look that Arab I have no idea who they knew. It started out with the basics, bad racist insults that were just funny more than anything. I'm sure my laughing at them calling me a dune coon angered them more than it should have. It got pretty heated when I started bringing mothers and camels into the mix, and the fists started to fly. Pretty big street brawl broke out, 6 of them and 4 of us began throwing bodies into walls/cars/various objects. Anyway, White Rob took out 3 guys all on his own :wtf:
Moral of this story, hang out with a big white dude. |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by bas
I don't even look that Arab I have no idea who they knew. |
The word you're looking for is how and tahiti brown tipped them off. |
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