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What is your fantasy? (pg. 4)
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| Lira |
| To found a religion in which freedom of others is worshipped as much as our own. We shall forbid very little, and only what hurts the freedom of others: murder, theft, and breast reduction surgery :( |
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| couch-potato |
| No need to be a radical about this Lira, some women are simply better off with shapelier, albeit smaller breasts. Think of the sagging we can prevent! |
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| Meat187 |
Lira, you obviously don't understand the concept of religion. It's about controlling people. A religion worshipping freedom is utterly contradictory.
Proper religion goes like this: between the age of 16 and 18 women are not allowed to cover their breast in public, to please the eyes of the Lord, our god. When reaching the age of 18 the high priest council shall evaluate the bosom in a three day ceremony and decide whether surgery is necessary. Every day during this ceremony the parents or closest relatives of the girl will sacrifice a goat and a broccoli at noon so the holy spirits are merciful towards her daughter. |
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| WhooCares |
sometimes i think to myself, how awesome would it be if i got the chance to go on a 1 way ride into space...take someone u care about with u and just cruise thru space..in a badass ship that has diff angles..in a..
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| knowhope |
| What must one do to become a high priest? |
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| leph555 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Meat187
Proper religion goes like this: between the age of 16 and 18 women are not allowed to cover their breast in public, to please the eyes of the Lord, our god. When reaching the age of 18 the high priest council shall evaluate the bosom in a three day ceremony and decide whether surgery is necessary. Every day during this ceremony the parents or closest relatives of the girl will sacrifice a goat and a broccoli at noon so the holy spirits are merciful towards her daughter. |
does my have a role in any of that? |
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| Meat187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by knowhope
What must one do to become a high priest? |
Supply the pope, which would be me, with coke or weed. That's why they're called high priests.
| quote: | Originally posted by leph555
does my have a role in any of that? |
Yes, if you're either a high priest or a broccoli farmer. |
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| knowhope |
| Would Ketamine and LSD get me to bishop? I hope that entitles me to overwhelming power. Like being dismissed for sexually assaulting kids. :whip: :whip: |
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| Meat187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by knowhope
Would Ketamine and LSD get me to bishop? I hope that entitles me to overwhelming power. Like being dismissed for sexually assaulting kids. :whip: :whip: |
I guess so. But i'd have to move you to another district after each assault.
See, Lira? My religion already has gained some followers, while you're still sitting in that caravan you call a church with Noam Chomsky, stroking each others shoulders for comfort. |
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| Adam420 |
| :wtf: x 1 million!!!!!!!! |
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