I used to think that if you could still write something coherent you weren't drunk enough. But, I think I am. I can't stand still, my limbs feel numb, and I cannot help but think about whether or not I have a soul.
and then this:
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Originally posted by Sushipunk
I love the banner ad when I open this thread :stongue:
:stongue:
WittyHandle
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Originally posted by couch-potato
I copied+pasted that in Google and got this (NSFW):
It is God's cruel joke that Japanese women look so amazing but sound like clubbed seals when you get them in bed.
Chimney
Chimney wonders why Marcus talks about himself in the third person.
Lira
It's not my fault I was reading Merleau-Ponty a bit earlier, so I still had some of his ideas in my mind when I decided to get intoxicated, heh.
And Lira doesn't know the reason why he does it, Chimney, but he spotted a butterfly in his sock when he woke up, and he's still puzzled by that. Where the hell did it come from?
Marcus also had an awful yakisoba afterwards for lunch, but this has nothing to do with his penchant for self-references in the third person :p
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Originally posted by WittyHandle
It is God's cruel joke that Japanese women look so amazing but sound like clubbed seals when you get them in bed.
That's why you get the ones locally grown hotties. They're just as hot, but don't sound like they're getting nailed when you're nailing them :cool:
Or something.
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Originally posted by jennypie
Wait, is this the first time you've been drunk?? :wtf:
What? No way, I've been doing this systematically for more than 10 years now. I just happened to find myself on-line way before I sobered up this time around, and I wanted to give it a try. I may have posted another drunk thread in the past but I can't remember if I did. Obviously.
I also made international phone calls and posted a video on Facebook so I could see what I look like when I'm drunk... but I pretty much failed in all my attempts :(
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Originally posted by DigitalPhoenix
I'd share a drink with you Lira, just to with your linguistic knowledge, when I speak spanish and your drunk ass tries to correct the accent :p
Haha, it would confuse me all right - I really need to work on my Spanish... it's been a while since I last spoke it :(
[N]ûk|êû[Z]
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Originally posted by couch-potato
I copied+pasted that in Google and got this (NSFW):
navigated through that site to a live cam site. translated it to english to find this..
:conf: :conf: :conf:
Lira
Now you're supposed to click the orange button that reads "Register for great hotness" :p
woscar
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Originally posted by Lira
And Lira doesn't know the reason why he does it, Chimney, but he spotted a butterfly in his sock when he woke up, and he's still puzzled by that. Where the hell did it come from?
It's a physical manifestation of your soul.
[N]ûk|êû[Z]
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Originally posted by Lira
Now you're supposed to click the orange button that reads "Register for great hotness" :p
yeah but what the does that mean in the highlighted box? lol
Lira
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Originally posted by [N]îO|�[Z]
yeah but what the does that mean in the highlighted box? lol
That's how much time you can use chatting with your "free points". But, in order to get these points, you need to register first.
I'm in a place with way too many people that do understand the language, so I couldn't browse it for too long :p
MSZ
i couldnt find that guy that looked like you that kissed that tranny and got mad, so this will do.
Silky Johnson
Welp, that's what fat people get for trying be graceful.
