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Most F'ed Up Dream Ever
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| ChemEnhanced |
So I had the most ed up dream ever. I will try to keep it short.
So, I had a party at my house and the next morning I get a call from ********...who was not invited to the party. He says he was at my party and my friends stole his bottle of scotch. I tell him to off but he calls me every day for a week telling me I owe him a bottle of scotch. Finally I said fine I will buy him a bottle if he just stops calling me. Well he tells me it was a special kind of scotch and there is only one liquor store that sells it and its two hours away. He won't tell me where it is and says he will have to go with me to get it. So I drive to this liquor store with him and we get there and spend about two hours searching for this stupid scotch. Finally we find it and it costs $400.00 a bottle. I figure the $400.00 is a small price to pay to get rid of this guy so I buy him the scotch. The next day I'm on TA and he started a thread about how great our adventure was and he made a movie about it. For some strange reason he had Paul Reubens (PEE WEE HERMAN) playing himself in the movie. |
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| Renzo |
| I didn't even know he was into Scotch. |
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| Sushipunk |
| Chem, what do you remember from your dream regarding William's ? |
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| Ygrene |
No bird meat?
That's the Fd up part imo. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
No bird meat?
That's the Fd up part imo. |
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| ChemEnhanced |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
Chem, what do you remember from your dream regarding William's ? |
The funny thing is I think he was wearing a bra in the dream. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by ChemEnhanced
The funny thing is I think he was wearing a bra in the dream. |
Oh yeah, that mental imagery won't be leaving for a while. |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
**dreams**
nothing says 'id rather have a colonoscopy' than someone who starts a conversation with 'i had the weirdest dream last night...'. for some reason they believe their non-sensical ramblings concerning their disturbed subconscious would be of interest to anybody. dreams that youre not a part of are like orgies- if you cant see em on video do you really give a ? not ing likely. dreams make no sense even to the dreamer, so why the are you forcing me to listen to a pointless story with no beginning middle or end, no plot or interesting characters beyond your dog that learned to talk? theres a reason john grisham or james patterson dont include sentences like 'and i was in this aeroplane, and for some reason the pope was there and before i knew it id turned into a purple monkey dishwasher'. i had a dream last night about asking leonardo dicaprio whether he'd seen the whole film 'man in the iron mask' and did he get how it was. the only reason to tell that story would be to emphasise the re-telling is of no interest to anyone. off. |
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| ChemEnhanced |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
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but you just can't help but read it....can you...can you |
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| Adamo |
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| EddieZilker |
| I believe in your dreams and want to help you achieve them! |
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| owien |
| quote: | Originally posted by EddieZilker
I believe in your dreams and want to help you achieve them! |
he wasn't dreaming |
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