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| lMIlk |
who actually has a pony these days?
"i had a pony"
or the one wehre kramer decides to make levels for his apt rofl |
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| Jayci |
| One of the funniest for me was when George was telling Jerry about some big problem he had, I don't remember exactly what it was. Then immediately after, Jerry says "Last night, I had a dream that a hamburger was eating me!" hahahaha I couldn't breathe for a few minutes after that :haha: |
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| jeronemango |
when georges dad goes to that shop with elaine to find out what they are saying about her in korean. then they say about a moth flying out of his shirt and where is his tail .
when they go down to the hamptons ?? to see the baby, and george is seen naked by jerrys gf after he got out of the pool " i was in the pool i was in the pool!!" lol
the bubble boy was a pretty funny show.
to many shows to name..
but the bit he really cracked me up was when Kramer had the low sperm count and changed to boxer shorts and couldnt wear them "im flipping im flopping, jerry im going crazy in these things!!" lol
When they get stuck in that parade in jerrys Sabb and that guy cut them off before it.. then george buys a pair of sunnies because that guy keeps putting the lazer on his face. then kramer sets that flag on fire and people are chasing him.. they they go to that apt to use the toliet and they all meet there and use thoes fake names... |
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| Durafei |
Jerry, HELLLLLO !
- Lawyer Jacky - always so FUNNY - "Who told you to put those shoes on, I didn't tell you to put those shoes on."
- George's mom from Contest episode "I come home see you treating your body like it was an amusement part"(well, something along those lines) also same episode "I want you to go see a psychiatrist".
I don't understand why people like Soup Nazi episode so much btw.. IMHO it's not even funny. My favourite episode is definitely "The Contest" -
Kramer - "For men, it's like shaving"
Elaine - "Well, I shave my legs"
Kramer - "But not every day"
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| 69 KrAzY G 69 |
"Is anyone here a marine biologist?"
"So i went to the whale, and said whoooa big fella, and then i noticed a obscurity in the blowhole, so i stuck my hand it and pulled somthing out"
kramer:"What is that a titlist?"
George: Nodz head
Kramer:"Guess i gotta hole in one then"
LOL the way he says it mannnnnnn omg
and soupnazzi is so sjokes
and the PANZERATTOS FROM LUIGIS LOL
"COstanza gotta have some panzaratos"
Or when george wants to get fired. |
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| Vivid Boy |
i dont remember what exact episode but i remmeber it finished with newman in his postal truck and it caught on fire...just watching him swerve was comedy enough for me..
"the sea was angry my friend like an old man trying to return soup in a delhi"
oir the one were george was trying to get his nickname to Tbone...and his cooworker stole the nickname...so george pulled him outside of the office and started letting him have it...and he started jumping up and down like a monkey...so they georges nick got switched to coco the monkey..
"Cant Standya"
"hello george is not home please leave a message at the beep i could be out where could i be..believe it or not im not home beeep!" |
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| DJ CLUSTER |
When Elain's guy friend wants her to get a poster autographed by one of the three tenors!
Elaine says to Jerry "You know the 3 tenors?"
Jerry "Yea, Luciano Pavarotti, Placido Domingo and the other guy"
Elaine "yea, its the other guy" :D
Cheers,
Zigg's
www.djcluster.com |
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| IronDragon |
"You can't keep us out of Del Boca Vista"
"But I don't wanna be a pirate"
"It's from the Institue" |
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| tranced_out |
Elaine's boyfriend Puddy was a funny character as well.....
high five, on the flip side......
lol :) :gsmile: |
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| jinxed84 |
| "shes got man hands!" |
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| DragonFlyJoneS |
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| igottaknow |
I just remembered another one:
George becomes friends with Elaine's new boy friend Tony. He's the first "cool" friend George has ever had. George mimics all his mannerism wearing baseball cap backwards, hip slang, etc. The friendship is broken during a mountain climb when George accidentally lets go of Tony's safety line, sending him falling. Tony rebukes George with the classic line "You better Step Off" |
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