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| biznology |
So not only is it annoying, but you seem to only get emails like this from craigslist jobs...it's hilarious, and please feel free to email said 'Thompson Bent' with all your personal details.
I know I didn't.
| quote: | Hello,
I am writing in response to your interest on my Craigslist post for Personal Assistant. You work from home for only 1 hrs per day for a basic wages of $400 per week
You need to go through my introductory message:
I am Thompson Bent, a Successful Entrepreneur, investor and a research journalist .I travel a lot, within and outside the US working on various independent projects, this is why I need a personal assignment,to keep up with all of my activities especially when i travel abroad.
Please note that you are being hired only on a personal level. All correspondences would be made and promptly reported to me personally. The position is part time and home-based meaning you can work most times from your home as long as you have a regular internet access. You are also hired on a trial basis for now until we are able to see how well we fit in, this however does not affect your weekly wage.
Most of your activities will be carried out locally and most official packages will be delivered via posts. You will be actively involved in my personal, business and financial life. In summary, your activities as my assistant amongst other things will include;
* A personal reminder for Schedules, programs, flights and keeping me up to date with them as they come up;
* Carrying out specific projects and research;
* Making regular contacts and drop-offs on my behalf.
* Handling and monitoring financial activities.
* Processing and taking charge of weekly payments and purchases.
* General clerical activities.
Basic wage is $400 a week. Any extra personal expenses (transport, gas, etc) incurred by you while on an errand or otherwise will also be reimbursed by me at the end of each working Month.
This position is very flexible and it is difficult judging the exact number of hours you will be doing,just bear it in mind that there will be busier weeks than others with a steady pay. Working with me is basically about instructions and following them, my only fear is that I may come at you impromptu sometimes, so I need someone who can be able to meet up with my irregular timings. There is also a very sensitive issue on trust, dedication and accountability which I believe will resolve itself as time goes on.
This is only an introductory e-mail, as time goes on we should be able to arrange a proper meeting to get things started officially. I am currently in Asia, for business .However, I do have a number of work you can get done, prior to my arrival.
Due to the excessive number of responses to my Ad, do provide the following details about yourself for my personal record update and to filter applicants;
Full Names:
Full Contact Address( NOT P.O.BOX ):
City:
State:
Zip Code:
Phone Number(M)(H)
Occupation (if any):
Sex
Age
I hope you can be available for me immediately before I arrive, it certainly can act as a stable foundation to our impending working relationship.
Hope to hear from you again.
Regards,
Thompson Bent
[email protected] |
Not only can I get paid 400 dollars a week (originally 600 dollars) for 1 hour of work per day, but it will be on a 'personal level'. Either this job is drug distribution or TB would be my pimp, not sure which is better. |
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| epicaricacy |
your grandmother is a .......
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| leph555 |
| Sign up, you get a supply of forged checks! |
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| MrJiveBoJingles |
| Bent Thompson. |
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| FuzzQi |
| They do similar stuff to this when you're house-hunting too. |
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| Jake Benson |
| Worse yet is when you go into the HR department of anything, they just give you a piece of paper with their "job search" engine, which usually yields no response. But sometimes someone is dumb enough to reject you from their email. Then you can be politely insistent on getting a job by emailing them every week to the point of where they either block you or hire you. |
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| Mr.Mystery |
| quote: | Originally posted by epicaricacy
your grandmother is a .......
GO! | great cook? |
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