fat girls like skinny guys because they wish they were skinny like them. Skinny guys usually lack confidence and/or are looking for a lay so they agree to this harrasment and become dominated by the fat chick.
fat chicks usually hunt for the guys.
ULookLikeAJay
fat bitches like skinny guys because they always get to have the last pork chop.
.. whatever karim says, afghani guys always do this type of .
Nrg2Nfinit
its because they're hungry. A skinny man is frail and weak. One day when he is vulnerable sitting on the toilet seat, they will pounce and begin devouring. There will be nothing left for the vultures.
Lilith
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Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
don't worry i think every guy has boned a fat chick at least once, whether they admit to it or not.
This is not the COR way madam. :whip:
The COR way is humiliation and constant harassment!
So... Paulie, did you hire her by the pound, lure her out of her hole with a leg of ham or did your friends put you up to it? :p
Nrg2Nfinit
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Originally posted by gmilf
If you'd ever bring me that sammich I wouldn't be so slender!
wienerschnitzel
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Originally posted by Lilith
This is not the COR way madam. :whip:
The COR way is humiliation and constant harassment!
So... Paulie, did you hire her by the pound, lure her out of her hole with a leg of ham or did your friends put you up to it? :p
you're right..
i was going to post the picture of nelson pointing but i liked this one better.
pkcRAISTLIN
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Originally posted by Lilith
This is not the COR way madam. :whip:
The COR way is humiliation and constant harassment!
So... Paulie, did you hire her by the pound, lure her out of her hole with a leg of ham or did your friends put you up to it? :p
The latter. I went away for a mate’s wedding party, and before I left another mate who wasn’t going to be attending suggested I a “fat & ugly chick”. When I arrived it was quickly obvious that there were slim pickings (if you’ll pardon the anti-pun) so I went with the fatty I reckoned probably had the lowest self-esteem. Pretty much the worst sex ever.
After I’d finished (even though I hadn’t) she said “but I haven’t come yet” and I almost laughed in her face.
When I got back home I sent a text to my mate and informed him I did as he requested, and came within 2mm of sending the message to her (as she had snuck her number into my phone and had replaced him as the first name under S). would’ve been funny but glad I didn’t because that would’ve been too cruel, even for me.
Sushipunk
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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
The latter. I went away for a mate’s wedding party, and before I left another mate who wasn’t going to be attending suggested I a “fat & ugly chick”. When I arrived it was quickly obvious that there were slim pickings (if you’ll pardon the anti-pun) so I went with the fatty I reckoned probably had the lowest self-esteem. Pretty much the worst sex ever.
After I’d finished (even though I hadn’t) she said “but I haven’t come yet” and I almost laughed in her face.
When I got back home I sent a text to my mate and informed him I did as he requested, and came within 2mm of sending the message to her (as she had snuck her number into my phone and had replaced him as the first name under S). would’ve been funny but glad I didn’t because that would’ve been too cruel, even for me.
:stongue:
ivofivo
Drank 2 Four Loko's and smoked a Sour joint.
What ta is you talking about. I'm 6'3, weigh 155 pounds. has become breakfast, ass is oxygen, and pleasure is almost inevitableee.
Hahahahahahahah.
Moongoose
Sushipunk
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Originally posted by Moongoose
He doesn't look so happy. I'm assuming she just ate his parents. The bouquet is just the garnish.
Lilith
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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
The latter. I went away for a mate’s wedding party, and before I left another mate who wasn’t going to be attending suggested I a “fat & ugly chick”. When I arrived it was quickly obvious that there were slim pickings (if you’ll pardon the anti-pun) so I went with the fatty I reckoned probably had the lowest self-esteem. Pretty much the worst sex ever.
After I’d finished (even though I hadn’t) she said “but I haven’t come yet” and I almost laughed in her face.
When I got back home I sent a text to my mate and informed him I did as he requested, and came within 2mm of sending the message to her (as she had snuck her number into my phone and had replaced him as the first name under S). would’ve been funny but glad I didn’t because that would’ve been too cruel, even for me.
ROFL!
This must be some kind of 'secret mens business' that I've never been able to extract out of any male friends or relatives, of just why they would jump something they would at least outwardly profess to be grotesque.
If its truly heinous, how the heck does the whole erection thing happen? Because at some point in whatever happens in the male brain must find it attractive... :wtf:
