Similar to Jane Goodall, I've been observing chimps such as yourself in your natural environment for some time, hence the accuracy that accompanies the data in question.
Either way, as a no consolation prize, I have a size XXL (so you can fit the neck over that inflated head of yours) t-shirt for you that reads, "CDJs do it with 5 inches"
You can pick it up just outside the store exit.
you, and have a nice day.
IL Duce
you are a "dj professor" that plays in sports bars in front of 5 people...i promise i'll call you if ever i know anyone throwing a bar mitvah or a kids birthday party.
PivotTechno
And I'll be sure to give you a ring if anyone needs a stunted excuse for a human being; one with a sense of humour that makes Jeff Foxworthy look like Bill Hicks.
IL Duce
"those who can't do, teach."
PivotTechno
And those with insufficient real-life social interaction, troll message boards in a sad attempt to connect with other human beings, most of whom are smart enough to spot a played out, one-trick pony when they see one.
But you just keep on bragging about your astounding ability to anger others on teh internets. You truly are da man!
IL Duce
thanks.
so i got you the pity gig at my nieces 4th bday party...they need a clown too, so just dress normally.
PivotTechno
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Originally posted by PivotTechno
most of whom are smart enough to spot a played out, one-trick pony when they see one
IL Duce
you keep answering though.
SYSTEM-J
Apparently they're not smart enough to stop feeding the troll, though.
IL Duce
when i grow up i hope that i can play super duper techno for all of my friends in the church basement.
we could use the bingo cards and pretend that they are flyers.
PivotTechno
This thread is now about Wesley Willis:
As a bonus, here's a pic of me playing super duper techno in a church basement with my friend:
We actually did play some bingo later on in the evening, this guy was calling numbers:
Too bad it was just the three of us - you need at least 4 people for a decent round of bingo.
IL Duce
it was nice of your aunt betty to let you use her yard.
how can you teach anything when you can't even teach your hair to stop running away from your face.
listen ian elliot, we can discuss the further arrangements for the kid's party, should i call you at (416) 516-1563, or will i wake your mom up?