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how many of you use protection when wanking? (pg. 2)
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ian
PKC told me that too :eek: |
Do you often chat with PKC about masturbation? |
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| Ian |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
Do you often chat with PKC about masturbation? |
no more than you, which he tells me is daily :p |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ian
no more than you, which he tells me is daily :p |
I think he might have been fibbing to you, Ian. Probably just trying to direct the convo to his favourite topic. Can't believe you fell for it! |
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| Mr.Mystery |
| Churn Fest :gsmile: |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr.Mystery
Churn Fest :gsmile: |
:stongue:
you and your mink oil! |
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| shaw |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr.Mystery
Churn Fest :gsmile: |
:stongue: |
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| flymo-meek |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
I used to know a guy that would sometimes jerk off with a condom on.
He called it 'having a posh wank'. |
They call it that here in Scotland, well at least me and my mates do. Saves you having to clean up. |
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| Goebbel Goebbel |
| quote: | Originally posted by flymo-meek
They call it that here in Scotland, well at least me and my mates do. Saves you having to clean up. |
Then you go to a bar, your hands reeking of latex. There she is, right there. The woman of your dreams, the slit to your soul. You brush your hand gently across her cheek and stare into her eyes with a passion only perhaps matched by wild horses making galloping love on the rugged terrain of the Rocky Mountains.
She stares back, her lips quiver slightly as she retorts, "Why does your hand smell like you've been jacking off guys in condoms behind Krispy Kreme.".
All of a sudden it was no longer posh. |
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| chlola |
| What do you do with the condoms once all your DNA is all up in them? |
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| Direct |
| Dispose of the condom but save the plasma and use it as a lube for my next fap session. |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr.Mystery
Churn Fest :gsmile: |
Stench Fur!!! |
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| RickyM |
| quote: | Originally posted by Goebbel Goebbel
Then you go to a bar, your hands reeking of latex. There she is, right there. The woman of your dreams, the slit to your soul. You brush your hand gently across her cheek and stare into her eyes with a passion only perhaps matched by wild horses making galloping love on the rugged terrain of the Rocky Mountains.
She stares back, her lips quiver slightly as she retorts, "Why does your hand smell like you've been jacking off guys in condoms behind Krispy Kreme.".
All of a sudden it was no longer posh. |
Well you could wash your ing hands after, . |
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