One of the most dangerous ways Homosexuality invades family life is through popular music. Parents, please keep careful watch over your children’s listening habits. Especially in this age of Internet mp3 piracy. There are multiple levels of Gay Music. Some bands are what we like to call Gateway Bands. They lure children in with Pop Grooves and Salacious Melodies leaving them wanting more. They’ll move on to more dangerous bands and the next thing you know you’ve got a homosexual for a child. We’ve taken the time to highlight the bands that are particularly Gay. Please take the time and dissect your child’s CD / iTunes catalog. If you find 3 or more of these bands in their collection it is time to take action. We Strongly recommend that you burn the CDs. Make sure your child is watching. Make sure they can feel the heat. It is crucial that the image remains emblazoned in their young minds. They need to know that if they continue to listen to these bands they may Burn eternally as well.
Check out the "Safe Bands" list too for a laugh!
pozz
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# Merzbau
# Ravi Shankar
what the flying ? harsh noise that sounds like radio static run through 10 compressors, fine-tuned with a steamroller, followed by indian raga?
this is some joke.
Jayx1
ok well i will give him a few for credit.
Like the scissor sisters, justin bieber and boy george! LOL
kotsy
why is metallica bolded in the gay bands list? lol
darouge11
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Originally posted by kotsy
why is metallica bolded in the gay bands list? lol
WTF?
Spam
Obvious satire site lol.
Very similar style to landoverbaptist.com
Moral Hazard
oh ... I have albums by four on that list :nervous:
