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Worst possible "date" ever... (pg. 2)
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| ziptnf |
| quote: | Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
ok even though this is a repost, i have some questions... would a guy really get a boner because he had to pee so bad? and if he had to piss and at the same time, couldn't he sit on the can and push his boner down between his legs and do both? :wtf: |
I doubt he got a boner just because he had to pee. I'm sure being nervous around the chick had something to do with it.
And if your is big enough, you can't exactly push it in between your legs on the toilet. I think Jenny knows something about that. :p |
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| Omega_Blue |
a lot of times morning wood is because of your bladder being too full of piss, so it's understandable if dude had a boner.
i remember this story being a lot funnier the first time i read it, the mspaint pics make the story. there is so much unbelievable in this story- for example, if you're debating on whether to piss on the floor or on the floor, you're gonna just let your wang out and pee all over the floor instead, i would think. easy clean up. |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
ok even though this is a repost, i have some questions... would a guy really get a boner because he had to pee so bad? and if he had to piss and at the same time, couldn't he sit on the can and push his boner down between his legs and do both? :wtf: |
the prostate will clamp down in order to prevent accidental escape of urine, the obvious side effect being erection. That said, if he had an erection he would have little chance of pissing accidently from a so urgent that it was making it's way out without any force being applied. The story is utter bull; however, if it were true then the writer of same is an idiot... because the obvious solution is to give that slut a cleaveland steamer while showering her roomate in gold. |
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| ziptnf |
| quote: | Originally posted by Omega_Blue
i remember this story being a lot funnier the first time i read it, the mspaint pics make the story. there is so much unbelievable in this story- for example, if you're debating on whether to piss on the floor or on the floor, you're gonna just let your wang out and pee all over the floor instead, i would think. easy clean up. |
Or alternatively, angle your dick toward the shower and ass toward the toilet and save cleanup on both ends. |
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| Omega_Blue |
| quote: | Originally posted by ziptnf
Or alternatively, angle your dick toward the shower and ass toward the toilet and save cleanup on both ends. |
right?!? if it's too far away, just plug your pee-hole with your thumb until you build up enough pressure to squirt to the other side of the bathroom. much like when you water your lawn with a hose. |
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| WhooCares |
or u can just sit n comfortably while peeing in the trash bin..
then pour the pee in the toilet once ur done |
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| Omega_Blue |
and why the hell wouldn't he pick the up, throw it in the toilet, and flush? why try to "stamp it down" the shower drain?
dumbass. |
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| Swamper |
| Where have I been? This is the first time I come across this |
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| owien |
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| Simon_N |
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
Thats one of my hightlights of the internet! |
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