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what do you think is the best legal way to make a million dollars? (pg. 3)
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| DJAhmet |
just ask a million people for a dollar each, and presto, u got a million dollars...
U just might have to haslle some tight ass's to get that dollar... but after a million times u should be good at it. ;) :rolleyes: |
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| Mail Man |
| quote: | Originally posted by Raptor
amen to that... make sure you bust out your digi cam! ;) |
sleep with the right GIRLS and with all the pics u take u can start ur own porn site :D |
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| mr. poopyhead |
jump in front of cars and sue the drivers...
pour hot coffee on your penis and sue mcdonalds...
find other ways to sue people for your own stupidity...
suck a million penises for $1 each...
there's some idiot suing fast food restaurants for making him fat, haha.. what a moron... |
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| davinox |
| quote: | Originally posted by mr. poopyhead
there's some idiot suing fast food restaurants for making him fat, haha.. what a moron... |
at least his name isn't as ridiculous as Mr. Poopy Head. |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by mr. poopyhead
jump in front of cars and sue the drivers...
pour hot coffee on your penis and sue mcdonalds...
find other ways to sue people for your own stupidity... |
Who's this girl "Sue" you keep referring to? ;-)
Oh I got one go on and win one of those reality/game shows like who wants to be a mill. or survivor |
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| DJ CLUSTER |
Here's an idea:
Get all your ex-girlfriends together in one room and ask them if they'd be interested in getting "pimp'd"
Chances are you won't make it out of that room alive, however, if they all agree then get out your 'pimp cane', cause the money gonna start rollin in! :haha:
Cheers,
Zigg's
www.djcluster.com |
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| Nook |
| buy the paper of tomorrow and make a HUGE bet. you even can get more than a million dollars. |
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| rupert |
my favourite topic- Money?
A previous poster pretty much nailed it, a good education and a good job and regular savings are a good start. You might not get rich but you wont be poor.
There are a few ways to get rich.
1) be born rich
2) Steal it, deal drugs etc
3) be lucky, as in be in the right place at the right time like Bill Gates.
4) the slow and gradual way, borrowing money to enhance your own savings either through your own business or through investment.
There is no such thing as a way to get rich quick legally. That said the only way to get rich is to take risk.
I would strongly suggest if you get a good job, ie you are lucky to land a professional or trade job save straight away. Dont wait, the magic of compound interest means regular savings can make your balance sheet look good in 20-30 years.
If you get a burger flipping job or any other minimum wage job dont bother you will never get rich the system is designed to make sure you can barely keep your head above water let alone get rich.
Which brings about the question, invest your savings in what. Most financial planners suggest diversification. The best asset to have in the long run are shares. Its that simple. They will outperform any other asset class.
There is plenty of literature on the internet and books on the subject of wealth creation, if you were serious about it, you might want to suss them out. |
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| kebiin |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr.Mystery
Make a book called "How to be a millionaire within days".
It will make YOU a millionaire within days... |
simple but effective, should i try it? :D |
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| Photo_bot_2k1 |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
2. Build a time machine and travel 1,000 years in to the future. By that time minium wage should be million dollars an hour.
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or sell the time machine plans |
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| DJ Chrono |
1. sell some of your 'unnecessary' organs on the blackmarket (eg. one of your kidneys.)
2. I saw a show about this one guy who robbed 9 banks until he got caught. just walked in, gave the teller a note to give him money and not start any trouble, and walked out with it. 9 TIMES!!
3. There is a law in Ontario (I dont know about anywhere else..) that applies to older properties, like farms and stuff, if you fence off an area of the land for 10 years, and no one tells you to get out, or take down your fence etc, you have the right to become the owner of that section of land. Do this in very unpopulated areas and sell your 'new land' to foriegn people for a bargain. its just so crazy it could work.
4. Go to california and you can sue people for stupid things alot easier, and win. |
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| ProDiGaL |
| create a company, BS your books so it looks like your bringing some major dough, get onto stock exchange, then get a million dollar bank loan, move all your money offshore (preferably swiss) declare bankruptcy, you wont be able to leave the country for a few years but when you do there 1 mill + interest waiting for you |
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