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Sex act with dog leaves Australian rugby star exposed to ridicule and the c0r (pg. 3)
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| OkiDokie |
| quote: | Originally posted by Abercrombie
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major LOL |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by couch-potato
What's the crime here :conf: |
| quote: | | "The anonymous Twitter member who first posted the pic told several Australian news outlets on Friday that he did it to highlight cruelty to animals." |
Isn't it obvious? That dog won't ever be able to have a healthy relationship with his owner because he was sexually abused and had his innocence stripped out of his canine soul. The poor pooch was lured into licking his penis, for Christ's sake, and his sharp teeth could offer no resistance! The dog is now pregnant and is due to have a puppy in a couple of months. Joel Monaghan will have to pay for puppy support, though he's already in a rehab centre in the outskirts of Perth, which means he won't have to pay for a dog therapist any more (the state will take care of this). |
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| couch-potato |
| So they move to Adelaide. |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by couch-potato
So they move to Adelaide. |
Now THIS is dog abuse! |
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| Omega_Blue |
*merges with the "does australia suck?" thread*
It sure must bite to be the dude though. Lol |
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| EddieZilker |
| I heard she was kind of a bitch. |
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| Lilith |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
that's ing bull. typical NA journalism. |
Apparently, in marginally less crappy Australian journalism they've revealed the fun fact that its illegal in every state and territory... except the ACT.
Thugby is a rubbish game anyway. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| He really woofed it. |
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| chlola |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
Isn't it obvious? That dog won't ever be able to have a healthy relationship with his owner because he was sexually abused and had his innocence stripped out of his canine soul. The poor pooch was lured into licking his penis, for Christ's sake, and his sharp teeth could offer no resistance! The dog is now pregnant and is due to have a puppy in a couple of months. Joel Monaghan will have to pay for puppy support, though he's already in a rehab centre in the outskirts of Perth, which means he won't have to pay for a dog therapist any more (the state will take care of this). |
You can get pregnant by giving head?
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| Mr.Mystery |
| quote: | Originally posted by chlola
You can get pregnant by giving head?
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Nah, just dogs. |
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| chlola |
Who's your daddy?!? |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by chlola
You can get pregnant by giving head? |
That's the only way a person can fertilise a dog. |
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