This thing intrigued us all, or those of us who could use it. No offence, but, it's not for everyone. But look, you can get better at it. This is how.
1. Develop a talent, like writing poetry. If you are a girl, develop your modeling skills. This is your true talent. (but you can also have another talent). And guys, you have to be keep in shape also. No more beer.
2. Be good looking. (This can be tricky, but the golden rule is, if you are healthy and athletic this can make up for lack of natural beauty, to an extent. To what extent you ask? Well, you will beat everyone else, except those who are healthy and athletic AND naturally beautiful.
3. Now take lots of pictures of yourself, and also use your talent, or talents to further enhance your communications.
4. Stalk only someone you really love.
5. Make sure there is a real connection, so in the beginning she has to write your name on a part of her body she doesn't make publicly available. And guys you have to risk losing all your friends as you further and further alienate yourself in pursuit of true love. Also, you kinda have to figure out some other way of exuding your virility. A guy can't just show his ass, that's gay.
6. If you met on the internet, establish a time to meet in the real world. Even if you only do this once in a while. Even if you have to go to another town or another country, this is the most important requirement. Even if you risk getting arrested, (and even if you are). As long as she still loves you and says it was her mom who called the cops.
7. Don't become comfortable, even when you get to see up the crack. Everyday is another day for someone to replace you, the only way to prevent this is to be sincere.
8. Masturbation. You have to at least once. She has to also. Especially after you saw up the crack.
9. Be inventive, there are no more rules after the rules.
10. Have a PC and internet connection. This is essential
There you have it, the ten golden rules of sexting!
ZeJayMan
christ on a bike. best troll of all time. what effort
Cloudburst
what the ? weren't you supposed to be homeless and dead?
ziptnf
Greatest video in the history of recorded film.
Ania_xox
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Originally posted by goodtime
A guy can't just show his ass, that's gay.
:stongue:
goodtime
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Originally posted by Cloudburst
what the ? weren't you supposed to be homeless and dead?
I was so touched by everyone's concern for me on these forums after I had announced my retirement and eviction, that I got it together and sued my folks through legal aid and got a new place, at least a room I'm renting. Also, I'm from South Africa, not England. Only my great Grandparents are from england and some other distant relatives on my father's side. I am infact a bastard child of a colony. Now the truth is out! (We got hotter chicks tho)
NOW ON ANOTHER MORE SERIOUS NOTE.
I am unhappy that sometimes when I post in Music Discussion my thread is deleted. Yet there are countless ing ARMIN threads in there. Who the am I chopped vienna strips?
PivotTechno
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Originally posted by goodtime
Who the am I chopped narcissistic vienna strips?
