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| aNYthing |
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source: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/docume...-naked-arrestee
| quote: | 11/10 UPDATE/CORRECTION: According to cops, the mouse recovered was of the computer variety (not, as we initially reported, a pint-sized mammal). Sorry for the confusion/additional repulsion.
NOVEMBER 9--A naked South Carolina man who had a computer mouse lodged in his rectum was arrested Saturday evening after he allegedly burglarized a home and later attacked officers responding to a call about the break-in.
Noah Smith, 24, slapped, kicked, and tried to bite Oconee County Sheriff’s Office deputies, who responded by using pepper spray, a Taser, and their batons to subdue the suspect, according to an incident report.
Deputies noted that Smith, pictured in the above mug shot, later told doctors that he could not recall fighting with law enforcement officers. It was in the hospital emergency room where a “physician noticed a mouse could hanging from male subjects rectum. X-rays shown part of the mouse was lodged in the male subjects rectum.” A police representative told TSG that the word "could" was a typo and should have read "cord."
That mistake contributed to initital reports that the mouse found was a rodent, not a computer peripheral.
The police report provides no further insight as to how the mouse ended up inside Smith.
Deputies noted that witnesses surmised that Smith “was most likely under the influence of mushrooms.” Smith was charged with burglary, assault, resisting arrest, and indecent exposure. He is being held without bond in the county jail. (2 pages)
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That would have to be PCP... or LSD... there's no way shrooms could mess someone up that badly, could they? (never done shrooms, too scared to wake up with a moose lodged up my bum) |
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| Moral Hazard |
| man; if I only had a dollar for everytime I took shrooms and inserted an input device in my rectum.... |
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| aNYthing |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
man; if I only had a dollar for everytime I took shrooms and inserted an input device in my rectum.... |
next time, try an organic output device... *Paging Dr. Jake Benson, Paging Dr. Jake Benson* |
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| shaw |
| I'm sure it was just William having fun, under another one of his aliases. |
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| kadomony |
| if i had a mouse up my ass, i'd be pretty angry too, poor guy. |
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| Jake Benson |
| God I can't think of anything to say but wanted to comment. |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| ive always wondered, given doctor-patient confidentiality, how do these stories make it into the press? |
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| shaw |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
ive always wondered, given doctor-patient confidentiality, how do these stories make it into the press? |
the part for which the police are involved is public record. |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| quote: | Originally posted by shaw
the part for which the police are involved is public record. |
yeah but you see these stories all the time that dont include police. |
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| dj_alfi |
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| shaw |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
yeah but you see these stories all the time that dont include police. |
Hospitals are required to report some incidents to police (like any gunshot wounds, regardless of circumstance). I would guess it has something to do with assault or other criminal activity being a plausible cause. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| Animal cruelty comes to mind. Damn you, Richard Gere! |
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