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| Dj_Andrew_K |
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver. The truck driver motioned for her to pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded to the blonde, �Stand in that circle and DON�T MOVE!�.
He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats. When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face.
�Oh you think that�s funny.? Watch this!� He gets a baseball bat out of His truck and breaks every window in her car. When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face.
He is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tyres. Now she�s laughing.
The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire. He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is almost falling over.
�What�s so funny?� the truck driver asked the blonde.
She replied, �Every time you weren�t looking, I stepped outside the circle." |
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| OrZonE |
| OH man, thats good, I was wondering what she'd been up to :D |
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| HyPeRSoNiC |
lol!!!!!! nice one......
so many blonde jokes to go around here......
we should make a sticky here about blonde jokes.......... what do ya think?????? |
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| KilldaDJ |
ROFL
i wasnt expectin that sort of ending, but nice one :D |
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| dreamlake |
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
VERY FUNNY!!!! |
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| blazed it |
| haha what a blonde |
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| thewarpbrothers |
| nice one :happy2: |
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| Exile |
| LOL good one!:happy2: |
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| bluE_Neon |
| lol, this kind of relates to most blondes :stongue: |
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| Exile |
| quote: | Originally posted by bluE_Neon
lol, this kind of relates to most blondes :stongue: |
What is your insinuation, baby? |
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