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| Dj_Andrew_K |
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver. The truck driver motioned for her to pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded to the blonde, “Stand in that circle and DON’T MOVE!”.
He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats. When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face.
“Oh you think that’s funny.? Watch this!” He gets a baseball bat out of His truck and breaks every window in her car. When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face.
He is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tyres. Now she’s laughing.
The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire. He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is almost falling over.
“What’s so funny?” the truck driver asked the blonde.
She replied, “Every time you weren’t looking, I stepped outside the circle." |
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| OrZonE |
| OH man, thats good, I was wondering what she'd been up to :D |
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| HyPeRSoNiC |
lol!!!!!! nice one......
so many blonde jokes to go around here......
we should make a sticky here about blonde jokes.......... what do ya think?????? |
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| KilldaDJ |
ROFL
i wasnt expectin that sort of ending, but nice one :D |
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| dreamlake |
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
VERY FUNNY!!!! |
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| blazed it |
| haha what a blonde |
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| thewarpbrothers |
| nice one :happy2: |
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| Exile |
| LOL good one!:happy2: |
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| bluE_Neon |
| lol, this kind of relates to most blondes :stongue: |
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| Exile |
| quote: | Originally posted by bluE_Neon
lol, this kind of relates to most blondes :stongue: |
What is your insinuation, baby? |
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