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Woman claims 3D porno made her pregnant.
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| Spam |
| quote: | An American woman claims she became pregant after watching a 3D porno.
US military man Erick Jhonson came home from a stint in Iraq to find that his wife was pregnant. Clearly he assumed she had an affair, but his wife Jennifer claims the “other man” was actually someone a little less physical.
It seems he actually buys her story, however. “I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible,” he said.
What's even more interesting is that both Jennifer and Erick are white, but the child is black. Jeniffer claims the kid looks like the black pornstar she had been ogling. She also claims this was one of the first times she's watched porn and only went with friends for the 3D effect. TechEye did a survey of one person and found 100 percent would say the same thing in a similar situation.
“Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk,” Jennifer said. “But he knows I’m faithful.” It just shows you what joining the military does to your head.
Jennifer explained that “a month after watching the movie, I started feeling dizzy and the results were positive.” That must have been one good porno.
3D movies have gained renewed popularity since Avatar, but there have been some concerns raised over how bad they may be for your eyes. Now you'll have to worry about conceiving in the cinema.
You may have jumped when an object in film was thrown at the camera, but now you'll have to be careful of other, far more uncouth things flying at you. TechEye recommends contraception for your next trip to the cinema. You never know.
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| Lira |
I'm sorry to break it to you, Spam, but this is rather old news.
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Which makes the fact that you posted it all the more awesome. |
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| couch-potato |
it, you guys. I'm out.
Game over, man. Out. |
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| LinX |
| quote: | Originally posted by Spam
It just shows you what joining the military does to your head. |
:rolleyes:
3d sperm is no joke guys :nervous: |
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| Spam |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
I'm sorry to break it to you, Spam, but this is rather old news.
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Which makes the fact that you posted it all the more awesome. |
man, I even did a search :( |
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| LinX |
| quote: | Originally posted by Spam
man, I even did a search :( |
yea well ure username says it all |
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| trancypantzzz |
| april fools |
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| Vivid Boy |
| women they claim alot of |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
women |
Not to worry, I had no plans to do otherwise. |
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| EddieZilker |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
Not to worry, I had no plans to do otherwise. |
Ah, she's getting a Brazilian, this Christmas...
Ay, ay, nudge, nudge, nod as good as a wink to a blind bat, know what I mean? |
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| WittyHandle |
| quote: | | What's even more interesting is that both Jennifer and Erick are white, but the child is black. |
Shocker.
And I bet the 3D stands for 3 dudes. |
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