Look bouncer I'm not gay dude, just let me in to honor some slow dances with straight men!
Naw bro you look like a fag to me, you're a total sell out now!
F U braw, I'm still straight and still relevant, just look at the Misfits.
PUSH
PUNCH
It was a gay punching bouncer in disguise, what a surprise.
pointPi
I'm a straight guy, but I think I will have to be neutral in this debate. So to both EddieZilker and Joell, I do really hope you're nice guys in reality, but this is my response to both of you:
Srsly guys, cut the crap. It just shows how deeply homophobic and patriarchal our culture still is.
Eddie, I bet my privates you get sexually aroused by two hot chicks kissing eachother, yet you despise male homosexual acts like the plague. I doubt I will lose the bet, but if I would, I would lose my hope on humanity entirely (not for getting my dick getting cut off necessarily, but that ten percent of world's population is hated because of their sexual preferences). I think yours and probably everyone else's homophobia, when you scrap the surface and see its true face, is nothing more than the fear of dropping the soap in front of a very special guy. After all, hate is just fear with a penis.
Joel, I'm afraid I won't support your sexual apartheid clubs. If these kinds of clubs would get popular, increasing homosexuality rate wouldn't be my concern. Instead, I would fear the the rise of all the Al Bundies that will treat women as lesser beings. In worst case the feminist progress in society and civilization will be flung back to ancient Greek standards, maybe even Pythagorean standards (did you know Pythagoras saw women as lesser beings than ING GRASS STRAWS!?).
Again,
I'm pointPi, speaking as an anonymous neutrumist.
Domesticated
Shut up, you fence-sitting, preachy, prudish, dick-sucking faggot.
Trance-MB
Are there straight men who really want to dance with other straight men?
A club for straight men and beautiful lesbians to dance with would be a much better idea :)
pointPi
quote:
Originally posted by Trance-MB
Are there straight men who really want to dance with other straight men?
A club for straight men and beautiful lesbians to dance with would be a much better idea :)
1. Yes, those men hate women.
2. I'm sorry, that wouldn't work either. The whole idea with lesbianism is simply not being into penis. Unless they're bisexual of course, but the chance that you dancing with two bisexual ladies that both are way out of your league will lead to you having a threesome with them, is more minimal than a stereotypical Richie Hawtin track.
Chris Crossland
Actually take this idea and flip it. Make it just for women. A guys night out usually includes getting destroyed and chasing tail, not slow dancing with other men.:wtf:
Now a girls night out (with the exception of Jenny) is just what it is, and usually has no guys involved whatsoever. Correct me if I'm wrong, that's just how I perceive it.
So in theory your idea would work well for women because they like to dance with each other, as we see all the time at clubs/bars.
So there you have it, homo. Make it just for women and call the joint "Girls Night Out".
So now this makes us partners. I want 50%. My people will get in touch with your people and start the paperwork.
Trance-MB
quote:
Originally posted by pointPi
1. Yes, those men hate women.
2. I'm sorry, that wouldn't work either. The whole idea with lesbianism is simply not being into penis. Unless they're bisexual of course, but the chance that you dancing with two bisexual ladies that both are way out of your league will lead to you having a threesome with them, is more minimal than a stereotypical Richie Hawtin track.
1. Enough to run a club?
2. Thought is was just about dancing :)
MrJiveBoJingles
quote:
Originally posted by Chris Crossland
So now this makes us partners.
Well, I doubt he wants to hear that!
Zyklon_Jay
what is the club's policy on niggers?
Trance-MB
quote:
Originally posted by Chris Crossland
So now this makes us partners. I want 50%. My people will get in touch with your people and start the paperwork.
50% of nothing =
Chris Crossland
quote:
Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
Well, I doubt he wants to hear that!
Business partners! But who knows it could lead to more!!! Either way a contract is being written up as we speak. Time to make money!
quote:
Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay
what is the club's policy on niggers?
They have their own clobs.:o
LinX
quote:
Originally posted by joeel
I need you guys to give me an opinion on an idea for a club I would like to open.
It will be called The Straight Man's Dance Club and it will be only for heterosexual men who want to be able to dance with other straight men without having to bring along their girlfriends or wives.
Basically a place for straight men to do male bonding without having the annoyance or interference of women around.
